Elderly professor: Who's to say Brave New World is a dystopia? I mean, they just did drugs and had sex all day. That sounds like a utopia, if you ask me.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416369750/for-the-first-30-days.html
Overheard by: unsettled.
Professor to class, after licking her finger and cleaning the board with it: Do you guys think thats gross? Or hot?
University of Massachusetts
Biology professor: And don't play frisbee with a beluga whale. They've been known to masturbate with them.
University of Mississippi
Sociology professor: It takes a sociologist to take the fun out of jugs–but it's a living.
University of Montevallo
Montevallo, Alabama
Classics professor: Yeah, Zeus liked to turn into animals in order to get some. Hey, I just study it; I don't justify it.
Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
American physics lecturer: There's no shame in being fond of Star Trek.
University of Auckland
New Zealand
Sex ed teacher: Now, before I start this class, all of you remember that my penis is bigger.
Australia
Overheard by: Not so sure…
English teacher (about Don Pedro in Much Ado about Nothing: “Don” in Spanish means “wicked cool guy.”
Tantasqua High School
Fiskdale, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kat
Professor: Sometimes it can be fun to be teased by not getting what you want for a while, as long as you get it in the end.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
