Giving New Meaning to “Here Comes the Bride”

(girl is trying on a wedding gown with a huge train. Grandmother and mom are fanning the train out around her)
Grandma: Okay, we're going to be the fluffers.
Mom: Yes we are.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on January 15, 2016
Default, Family, Moms, Porn, Tennessee, Words

The “Hugs, Not Drugs” Campaign Has Had Mixed Results

Huge gangsta boy: Maaaan, gimme a hug!
Preppy white friend: What?! No!
Huge gansta boy: What the fuck, man, just gimme a goddam hug!

High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on November 7, 2015
Feelings, Friends, Insults, Offers and requests, Preppies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Tennessee, Thugs, Whiteys

Racist? You Decide!

Daughter: It’s like… I didn’t see any Mexicans around for months, and then today, I’ve seen so many!
Father: Well, it got warm.

Cool Springs Mall
Franklin, Tennessee

Overheard by: Haha, what?

Posted on October 7, 2015
Dads, Default, Geography, Girls, Gripes, Tennessee, Weather

A Fun and Flirty One

Guy #1: Yo, fathead! Going to prison is just a fact of life. Everybody goes at least once.
Guy #2: I know, man…I'm just gonna miss the daily hustle.
Guy #1: Like I said, you're not a man till you've worn a jumpsuit.

Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Hannah H

Posted on October 1, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Tennessee

Unless Jesus Got Jealous

Girl: You know, Santa and Superman would make an adorable gay couple.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 20, 2015
Default, Gender issues, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Tennessee, Weirdness, Wishes

Stop Being Black at the Store!

Mom to child yelling and running around: Quit it! You embarrassin' me in front of the white folk!

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: A white folk

Posted on August 11, 2015
Kids, Moms, Parenting, Race, Tennessee

Whose Bra Is This, Anyway?

Pretty girl in last night's dress #1: I feel like I smell really terrible. Can you smell me?
Pretty girl in last night's dress #2: Yeah. We should probably take a shower… wash away the sins of last night.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 5, 2015
Bathing, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Tennessee

I May Just Be Really, Really Slutty

Woman to friend: How can she know she's bi at 16? I'm 35 and *I* don't know if *I'm* bi!

Outside Steinmart
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: BecauseISaidSo

Posted on August 4, 2015
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Tennessee, Women

That’s All I’ve Ever Needed

Grad student: Do you still need your rocks warmed?

Vanderbilt University
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jessica Bessica

Posted on August 3, 2015
Questions, Students, Tennessee

Oops, Sorry About Your Hair.

Cute girl #1: Hey, I want you to meet one of my best guy friends.
Cute girl #2 to male friend: Hey, nice to meet ya.
Male friend holding lighter, totally ignoring others: I can make fire! (shouting) I'm a goddamn wizard!

Johnson City, Tennessee

Overheard by: kiwi

Posted on August 2, 2015
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Magic, Tennessee