Upset gay boy: This is awful. I just wanted you to see the giant vagina made of sand.
Virginia Tech
Upset gay boy: This is awful. I just wanted you to see the giant vagina made of sand.
Virginia Tech
Gay man, pensively: I bet vaginas make excellent hand-warmers.
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
Lesbo to another: I know! And all I knew is that all I could smell was my best friend’s vagina.
Gay pride festival, Volunteer Park
Seattle, Washington
Roller girl: Whoa! That's a vagina you could accidentally fist.
Yonkers, New York
Bro to friend: Well, that's in your sister's vagina, so I don't know how you feel about that.
High School
Illinois
Overheard by: Chloe
Guy #1: Yo, it would be tight to work in a rug store.
Guy #2: Yeah, man. All those different kinds of rugs…
Oakland, California
Overheard by: archidork
Girl #1 (talking about her relationship): Yup, I'm pussy whipped. Or…what's the male equivalent for “pussy whipped”?
Girl #2: Well, there's that Ian Dury song that goes “hit me with your rhythm stick”, so maybe something along those lines.
Sabiá Bar
Sao Paulo
Brazil
Guy: My favorite thing about Halle Berry is her vagina.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Shlange
