Virginia

Drunk Canadian to another: I don't get it–every time we drink in the car, something bad happens.

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: christine

Guy on cell: Have you ever heard of swinging? (pause) Bestiality?

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Us

Obscenely tall man: I’m sorry. This is really random, but I was just drinking a milkshake. And… I think I spilled some on my head. Can you check it out for me?

University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Instructor: Okay, ladies, on your backs and put the balls between your legs!

Athletic Club
Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: you don't hear that every day

Teacher: What you get from Beatlerama depends on what you bring to it.

Science class
Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: mollydear

Ghetto girl on cell: I don’t care what the fuck they said… They don’t know shit ’bout my coochie!

McArthur Center
Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: wes

Guy holding up green shirt: It's never too early to start thinking about what you're going to throw up on next St. Patrick's day.

Gap Outlet
Alexandria, Virginia

Girl: Didn't I lick maple syrup off you once?
Guy: I thought I licked maple syrup off you.
Girl: Really?
Guy: Wait, no. It was honey.
Girl: Oh, yeah. Honey.

Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: Olivia

Blonde: You know you are involved in an illegitimate affair when your secret word for sex is ‘bagels.’

Virginia

Group of white guys: We’re visiting here from South Africa.
Loud drunk girl: Do you miss your people?

Arlington, Virginia