Isn't That an R. Kelly Song?

Girl #1: Oh, I love Law & Order: SVU!
Girl #2: I know! Rape just brings out the best in people!

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: 804laura

Posted on August 19, 2010
Girls, TV shows, Violence, Virginia

As Are Balls.

13-year-old boy in black “Rock On” shirt: I want a pink ball. Pink is manly.

Stephens City, Virginia

Overheard by: Tybois

Posted on June 26, 2010
Fashion, Gender issues, Teens, Virginia, Wishes

Your Editors Will Never Understand Southern Sexual Slang

Woman on cell: You know she's only talkin' to him cause he's got a tractor in the tractor pull.

Culpeper, Virginia

Posted on May 30, 2010
On the phone, Relationships, Virginia, Weirdness, Women

We Blame Sex & the City for This Conversation

Fun date #1: I hate it when guys want to cum on your face every time.
Fun date #2: Yeah, it gets in your eyes.
Fun date #1: And in your hair.
Fun date #3: Once in a while is okay, but not every time.

Outside Coffee Shop
Harrisonburg, Virginia

Overheard by: browny

Posted on May 30, 2010
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Cum, Friends, Gripes, Time Management, Virginia, Weirdness, Wishes

Just Like “Always Have a Cigarette After Cocktails”

Woman to screaming toddler in her arms: I'm not going to let you down unless you hold my hand. Are you going to hold my hand?
(toddler screams something unintelligible)
Woman: I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. They're the rules of the President of the United States of America.

Outlet Mall
Leesburg, Virginia

Posted on May 27, 2010
Kids, Malls, Moms, Parenting, Politics, Virginia

Shhh– He'll Hear!

Girl #1: You shouldn't drink that. It's bad for the baby.
Girl #2, drinking wine: It better be.

Washington and Lee University
Lexington, Virginia

Overheard by: Eden

Posted on April 28, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Pregnancy, Virginia

I Really Need to Start Tagging and Cataloging Them

Girl #1, after passing by awkward guy staring at her: Ummm, why did that guy we just passed stare at us?
Girl #2: Umm… Didn't you sleep with him last weekend?
Girl #3: Oooh… I thought he looked familiar!

James Madison University
Harrisonburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Dukeees for life

Posted on April 15, 2010
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Sex, Virginia, Weirdness

As Much As Any Six-Foot-Tall African American

Perky female voice: Do I look like Audrey Hepburn?
Reluctant male voice: Yes.
Perky female voice: Thanks!

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on December 4, 2009
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Guys, Questions, Virginia, Women

Depression's Always in Style in Virginia

Studious student: You know she would tell her students that she's far too sick to make it out to campus, and then curl up in a ball on her couch with a cup of tea so she can watch the rain fall and weep.

Virginia Commonwealth University

Posted on November 29, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Education, Feelings, Food, Health & Hygiene, Maladies, Students, Virginia, Weather

Which Is Sort Of Like Reparations…

Black woman, chuckling gleefully at bad financial news on tv: Oh, some white folks gon' kill themselves now!

Medical Office Waiting Room
Chesapeake, Virginia

Overheard by: Ashleigh

Posted on November 25, 2009
Black people, Death & dying, Doctor's office, Race, TV shows, Virginia, Women