Girl: There will be a beautiful rainbow of racial harmony coming out of my vagina.
Aurora, Colorado
Young guy on cell: Man, I don't know nobody by they real names, yo.
Framingham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shifty
Man on cell in grocery store: As long as you don't call me “flipper,” that's okay.
Gresham, Oregon
Teacher to girl picking lint off her boobs: Pay attention, please.
Girl: I can't! I'm cleaning!
Potomac, Maryland
20-something nasty-looking girl in pub, scratching furiously down trousers: Jesus, my clunge itches!
Leamington Spa
England
Man describing play: You've never seen anything better then two sock puppets diddling each other.
Chicago, Illinois
Hobo, surrounded by EMTs and police: Hocus pocus!
Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?
Hobo: Hocus pocus!
Officer: Have you had anything yummy, like beer?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: nathans
Suit: I assume he's sitting in his backyard in a loincloth right now.
Boston, Massachusetts
Super smart, nerdy-looking guy: No! If you hit a mammoth with a comet, it will freeze!
High School
North Dakota
Overheard by: marisawin
