Remember “Sweaty Boobs”?

Friend #1: I just want a Dance Dance Revolution mat that won't skid around on the floor while I dance on it. I am thinking about covering my old one in an unskiddable material.
Friend #2: Well, you could try human skin.
Friend #1: Does it skid?
Friend #2: Only when wet.

Gamestop
Omaha, Nebraska.

Posted on July 1, 2023
Advice, Body parts, Dancing, Friends, Games, Nebraska, Stores, Weirdness

Shame They'll Never Know About Our Fantastic Punnery

Guy #1: The deaf people are coming out in droves.
Guy #2: That bad?
Guy #1: Dude, it's like day of the deaf, or night of the living deaf!

Wal-Mart
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Rev Loon

Posted on June 23, 2023
Default, Guys, Maladies, Malls, Names, Texas, Weirdness

…She's a Good, Honest Whore

Angry guy, loudly: My sister is not a fetish model!

Greenport Harbor Brewery
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on June 19, 2023
Family ties, Guys, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

Why Assless Chaps Exist

Physics professor, talking about static electricity: So why does it work when I'm sliding in a car with carpet seats wearing my wool sweater and not work when I'm sliding in a car with leather seats in my leather outfit?
Students: (shocked silence)
Professor: I mean…I don't…ummmm, moving on…

University of Evansville
Evansville, Indiana

Posted on June 17, 2023
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Indiana, Teachers, Weirdness

But Would We Call It a “Barf Book” or a “Ralph Rag”?

Party girl #1: I totally puked at that party last night. I'm going to make a scrapbook of all the parties I have puked at.
Party girl #2: That would be awesome! You definitely have enough for a scrapbook or two!

IHOP
Dallas, Texas