Middle-aged woman: The last thing I want to do is get hit by a giant Tastycake!
Princeton, New Jersey
Middle-aged woman: The last thing I want to do is get hit by a giant Tastycake!
Princeton, New Jersey
Enthusiastic woman, yelling over hand dryer: Circumcision is the way forward!
Women's Bathroom
The Gate, Newcastle
England
Overheard by: Mell
Random guy at party: I can't believe I almost peed on that girl's face.
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Blonde teenage girl: I already burnt my vagina today. Now my butt is bruised, too!
Brantford
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Jayme
Blackjack player, after dealer busted: Now the horse is on the other foot!
Lake Tahoe, Nevada
Overheard by: Charles Alverson
Professor to unmoving grad students: That's a fire alarm…pay no attention.
Princeton University
Princeton, New Jersey
Man on cell: Yeah. (pause) No, yeah, I'm at Best Buy right now.
Porn Store
Oswego, Illinois
Ditzy female student #1: How cute is it that she can bend all the way over with her elbows on the floor?
Ditzy female student #2: I know! Do you think she'll teach us how to do it?
Ditzy female student #1: Yeah! And then we can get someone to take a photo!
Murdoch University
Perth
Australia
Coed #1: Jill, hi! I haven't seen you for like, a year!
Coed #2, smoking cigarette and clutching Red Bull: I know! I quit drinking!
WSC Campus
Wayne, Nebraska
Girl: I helped, too! I had an illuminating conversation with Sarah at Bed Bath & Beyond!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
