Why eBay Exists.

Man shopping with wife: Well, I recognize that someday I just won't need all my body parts.

Target Store
Augusta, Maine

Posted on September 16, 2019
Body parts, Clients, Maine, Stores, Weirdness

The Miracle Of the Loaves and the Bitches

Volleyball player, preaching to teammates like a church minister: And she said she haaaaad no hoes… So I gaaaaave her… Some of mine.

Volleyball Tournament
Texas

Overheard by: LuLu

Posted on September 13, 2019
Guys, Insults, Sex, Texas, Weirdness

Let This Be a Lesson to You: Don't Do Lesson Plans High

Professor: I didn't have a picture of a termite so I just put a dragon.

Jacksonville, Florida

Posted on September 8, 2019
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Teachers, Weirdness

Well, I Guess It Depends What He'd Eaten That Day

Female diner #1: I mean, he was awesome. He had a lifeguard body. If he shit, I would eat it.
Female diner #2: (pushes food away)

O'Callaghan's
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 25, 2019
Food, Illinois, Poop, Weirdness, Women

Mom Put the “C” in “ROTC”

Geek #1: So, was your mom a very loose woman when she was in college?
Geek #2: Well, not really, but back when she was in the military, she was.

Morgantown, West Virginia

Overheard by: Mint

Posted on August 25, 2019
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Family ties, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness, West Virginia

What'd You Think Was in a McFlurry?

Woman #1: You're going to suck meat through a straw?
Woman #2: Yeah!

Culver City, California

Overheard by: LaLa Land

Posted on August 24, 2019
California, Food, Questions, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Women

What About “Sunday, Bloody Sunday”?

College girl, while listening to Hang Me Out To Dry: Dude, I just pictured my tampon singing this song!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289732219/taking-recycling-too-far.html

Overheard by: a. Lil

Posted on August 15, 2019
Default, Gender issues, Overheard in Minneapolis, Singing, Sorority types, Weirdness

That String Bikini Really Brings Out Your Eyes

Boy: I feel naked.
(long awkward pause)
Girl: I'm glad you're not.

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Molly, LQTM

Posted on August 11, 2019
Clothes, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New Mexico, Weirdness

Now Explain Why You're Defecating on That Statue

Boyfriend on train: I always wanted to be a pigeon.
Incredulous girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Oh shit, I just thought that out loud.

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on August 10, 2019
Australia, Birds, Couples, Train, Weirdness, Wishes

Since Writing Messages in Blood on His Mirror Doesn't Seem to Be Doing the Trick

Girl #1: Oh, whose car do you think it is? Maybe it's his!
Girl #2: Don't hit it!
Girl #1: Or maybe I should. Give us something to talk about. Hey, remember that time I totaled your car?

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 6, 2019
Advice, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness

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