Weirdness

But the Make-a-Wish People Laughed at Me

Drunk guy to two girls: No, really! My ultimate fantasy is to have sex with a ridiculously hot girl while you two are on the futon eating cheetos!

Aburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on February 1, 2020
Alabama, Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Creepsters, Default, Drunks, Etiquette, Food, Girls, Guys, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

Oh, Brother.

Sorority girl, upset: And then her other sister had sex with my sister!

University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: really curious about the rest of that conversation

Posted on January 26, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Family ties, Florida, Sex, Sexuality, Sorority types, Weirdness

According to the Very Reliable Hobo on My Corner

Girl: I didn't say I was a lesbian cyborg, I just said I was a cyborg.
Guy: All cyborgs are lesbians.

Townsville
Australia

Posted on January 21, 2020
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Sexuality, Technology, Weirdness

Just Like the Tag Promises!

Older lady: This purse is perfect! It has two outside pockets! One for my phone and one for my teeth!

TJ Maxx
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Interesting Use for a Purse Pocket

Posted on January 21, 2020
Body parts, Georgia, Old folks, Shopping, Weirdness

Mr. Woods Has Nothing to Fear From Me

Loud woman in restaurant: I'm discreet! My ad says I am!

Merrifield, Virginia

Overheard by: Ihatewhores

Posted on January 18, 2020
Bragging, Character, Restaurants, Virginia, Weirdness, Women

Raising Vampires Is a Thankless Job

Old man on cell: Are they suckling decently? (pause) You might as well get it over with and drown them, if you know what I mean. (pause) Well, yeah, but are they swallowing?

Michigan State University

Posted on January 17, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Michigan, Old folks, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

…Once I Ran Out of Poop

Daughter: Mommy, mommy, that dress makes you look sixteen years younger!
[Later]Daughter: Mommy, if you were stranded in the desert without any water, what would you do?
Mother: [No response].
Daughter: [to little sister] I would eat my own blood.

Old Navy
Promenade Mall, California

Overheard by: Claustrophobic

Posted on January 10, 2020
Age and ageing, Beauty, California, Default, Family ties, Food, Geography, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Malls, Questions, Weirdness

Buy Me a Pony and I'll Throw in the Windshield

Little girl sitting in shopping cart to mother: I love you more than the car! That's a lot,right, mommy? (thinks a while) More than the lights, too!

Wal-Mart
Weslaco,Texas

Overheard by: I love Mommy too

Posted on January 3, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Malls, Texas, Weirdness

Your Editors Are Already Imagining Their New Website

Girl #1, about girl #2's umbrella: That's so skinny!
Girl #2: Yeah, thanks.
Girl #1: You could do bad things with that…

Binghamton University, New York

Overheard by: Jillian

Posted on December 27, 2019
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Default, Girls, New York, Sex, Weirdness

Winston Churchill Pushes the Allies to Invade Sicily

Guy on cell: I believe in signs, dude. I took a dump and it was totally shaped like a boot. I'm going to Italy.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/07/guy-discussing-his-vacation-plans.html

Overheard by: alicia

Posted on December 25, 2019
Default, Guys, On the phone, Overheard Lines, Poop, Weirdness