Why Is That Always Your Question?

College girl: I really want to go as Superman!
Friend: You aren't going to stuff your crotch, are you?

Melbourne University
Australia

Posted on December 9, 2022
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Friends, Pop culture, Sorority types, Vagina, Wishes

So Do We.

20-something girl on cell: I had the malpractice ball this last weekend. It was in the Weisman Museum… kind of lame, not a lot of space. (pause) But I didn't bring a flask this year, so it was a little conservative, definitely a limited amount of alcohol. (pause) Are you going home for Passover? (pause) Oh my, are you converting? (pause) Yeah, I want to know what this whole Jerry Springer photo thing is all about.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267290968/do-you-really.html

Overheard by: burrhead

Posted on December 6, 2022
About celebrities, Drinking & drunks, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Religion, Weirdness, Wishes

…With the Red Carpet

Teenage girl on cell: I'm not saying that I want to be famous, I know not everyone can be famous, I'm just saying that's the one thing I've always, like, aspired to, just a beautiful connection.

Huddersfield
England

Posted on November 20, 2022
England, On the phone, Stupidity, Teens, Wishes

K-Fed: Explained.

Scruffy guy: Shit, I'd suck dick for money. I've always kind of wished I was a girl so I could be a stripper… or a whore.

Gainesville, Florida

Posted on November 13, 2022
BJs, Florida, Gender issues, Guys, Insults, Money, Sexuality, Wishes

The Make-a-Wish Foundation Failed to Return Her Calls

Teenage girl: You know what I wish I had?
Teenage boy, not paying attention: Uh-huh.
Teenage girl: A penis… I'd just go shoving it into people's butts.
Teenage boy: Wait… What?
Teenage girl, whispering to herself: I wish I had a penis.

Bus
Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on November 6, 2022
Ass, Canadia, Gender issues, Penis, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes

I Blame the Obamas!

Student #1: The professor wanted us to list our ten favorite books.
Student #2: So?
Student #1: All I could think of was “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.”

East Carolina University
Greenville, North Carolina

Posted on September 25, 2022
Animals, Books, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Food, North Carolina, Students, Stupidity, Wishes

Is That a “Yes” on Hiring Her?

Man to friend: She makes me want to cheat on my wife in front of my wife.

Exchange Place, New Jersey

Overheard by: John

Posted on August 30, 2022
Friends, Infidelity, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Stupidity, Wishes

And Let’s Get Some Chewing Tobacco to Spit

Girl, to two guys smoking in a bar: Oh my gosh! Smoking? Gross! (walks away, disgusted)
Guy #1: You wanna follow her and smoke?
Guy #2: Hell yeah, I do.

Denver, Colorado