The Right Is Soon-Yi

Girl: My left toenail is totally MIA.

Reading, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 1, 2015
Body parts, Girls, Music, Pennsylvania

Is This Sexual Harassment? Discuss.

Male English teacher to female student: You know, for the last 30 minutes I've been thinking of… The holy city that is your face.

High School
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: ShouldThisBeReported?

Posted on June 27, 2015
Body parts, Compliments, Education, Georgia, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Why You Shouldn't Wait to Have Sex 'til Marriage

Med student #1: You broke up with her because of a facial expression?
Med student #2: Man, if you saw her “o” face you'd would've done the same. (makes contorted face with mouth wide open)
Med student #1: Oh, hell yeah… that's some ugly shit to come to.
Med student #2: I would have never been able to get off… and all those sounds!
Med student #1: Sexy?
Med student #2: Jungle. Primal.

School of Medicine
University of Maryland

Overheard by: Mykl

Posted on June 25, 2015
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Maryland, Questions, Relationships, Sensory experiences, Students

You Always Pee in Your Pants, Grandpa!

Man: You're going to need to empty your bladder.
Little girl (in squeaky high voice): I don't wanna empty my bladder!
Man (unashamedly loud): You'll need to empty your bladder before you get on the plane!
Little girl: Not fair!

St. Paul Airport
Minneapolis

Posted on June 19, 2015
Airports & flights, Body parts, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Pee, Words

But Enough About the Livestock…

New Yorker: So how do you like it down here?
Local thug: If it weren't for the double d breasts and sexy feet, I would've gotten the hell out of here years ago.

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Posted on June 18, 2015
Body parts, Guys, North Carolina, Questions, Rack, Thugs

Just Call Me Tweedle Diva

Fat black chick: Yo, real women got curves, nigga.
Black queer: Yeah, bitch, curves. You only got one big curve! (traces circle in air)

Bus
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Dropper of Eaves

Posted on June 14, 2015
Black people, Body parts, Bragging, Comebacks, Florida, Gays

Kermit: It's Not Easy Oozing Green

Bartender #1: Yeah, so I had this weird shit comin' outta my dick. It was sick, dude. Like this funky green pus-like shit oozing from the tip. Smelled like shit, too.
Bartender #2: Dude, you need to quit boning so many filthy whores. You're like rotting from the inside.
Bartender #1: Shit, man, I don't give a fuck. As long as I keep gettin' laid.
Bartender #2: You ain't gonna be doin' shit if your fuckin' nasty dick falls off.
Bartender #1: I know, right? This last chick I nailed was a total slut. I pulled down my pants and she could smell whatever's up with my cock. She goes “Ew, what stinks? Is that your dick?” And I go, “No, it's my feet, I swear!” Then I just pulled her towards me and shoved it in. It was awesome.
Bartender #2: Fuck, man. Something's definitely wrong with you.

Gaithersburg, Maryland

Overheard by: Nasty Nate