Another Tragic Incidence of the Blonde Leading the Blonde

Ditz #1: …and then I was like, “Why did I fail spring semester, sir?” and then he was like, “You asked me if The Odyssey was an actual event, and stated that it was in every one of your papers on the subject, even after I told you it wasn't.”
Ditz #2: Wait, it wasn't?

Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on December 6, 2014
Bimbettes, Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Illinois, Questions, Stupidity

…'s Guide to Astrophysics?

Customer: Excuse me, where is your non-fiction section?
Salesgirl: What type of non-fiction are you looking for?
Customer: Harry Potter.

Bookstore
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on December 4, 2014
Books, Customers, Default, Employees, Girls, Pop culture, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Wisconsin

Beats a Cat in a Hat and a Big Red Dog

Chick: I should write children's books based on those stories: the volleyball girl with bad luck, and the girl with the feet of a black man.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Posted on November 29, 2014
Books, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Race, Weirdness

Yeah, We Saw Your Facebook Post

Teacher: Okay, so get out your books and start doing the exercises.
Student: Can I borrow your book?
Teacher: You didn't bring your books? Man…you guys are such losers.

Philadelphia University, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Student

Posted on November 24, 2014
Books, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

Much Easier to Digest Than Faulkner– Trust Me.

Girl: Mom, you have to buy me a book.
Mom: I just bought you beef jerky!

Escondido, California

Overheard by: Ciara & Eric

Posted on November 19, 2014
Books, California, Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Moms

When You Have “Dick” in Your Name, You Have to Expect That.

Professor: When I was learning about Emily Dickinson in high school, I wasn't really paying attention. I was just wondering what she looked like without her clothes on.

Missouri

Posted on November 17, 2014
Books, Clothes, Education, Missouri, Teachers

Wasn't This a Cheers Episode?

Waitress: Is this the book club? These are your free shots.

Bar
Allston, Massachusetts

Posted on November 10, 2014
Bars & Clubs, Books, Default, Drinking & drunks, Employees, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions

…Or at Least Draw Naughty Pictures to Accompany the Poems?

Boy Scout dad, after walking through exhibit: So was he some sort of poet?
Woman: Uh, yeah… He was kind of a big deal.
Boy Scout dad: Did he write limericks?

Allen Ginsberg Exhibit
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Afrocurl