Australian Law Forbids Weekend Mourning

Teen girl #1: I think we need to get her a rebound guy.
Teen girl #2: Don't you think it's a bit soon? Paul died like two weeks ago.
Teen girl #1: Hmm. I guess. (pause) Maybe just for weekends then?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, okay.

Bus Stop
Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: cara

Posted on November 10, 2014
Australia, Bus, Death & dying, Feelings, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Stupidity, Teens, Time Management

I Told Him There'd Be Repercussions If He Put Another Cheerio Up His Nose

Guy on bus: If I ever write a book, it'll be about how to kill my brother in the most painful way possible.
Girl on bus: But he's two.
Guy on bus: I don't care.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech

Posted on November 10, 2014
Age and ageing, Bus, Canadia, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Murder, Weirdness

Or a First Edition of Great Expectations

Young black man: That’s the best gift you can give a brother — a fine Latina with B cups.

Orange Line bus
San Fernando Valley, California

Overheard by: suzy vapid

Posted on December 2, 2013
Black people, Bus, California, Race

Give Me Directions at Your Own Risk

City bus driver, at the beginning of his shift: My name is Bob, I'll be your new bus driver. I'll be taking this bus down University to… some mall. I don't know where we're going, heh. I'm new. I will drive very carefully… unless you piss me off.

Des Moines, Iowa

Posted on December 26, 2010
Bus, Bus drivers, Character, Iowa, Stupidity, Weirdness

So Let a Toothless Smile Be Your Umbrella

20-something Puerto Rican female passenger: God, I hate this weather!
Young black passenger: Man, I love this weather! The rain is good.
20-something Puerto Rican female passenger: I want sunshine!
Young black passenger: No, man, the rain is great… It's perfect meth weather.

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Mia Coleman

Posted on June 14, 2010
Black people, Bus, Drugs, Feelings, Gripes, Latinas, Washington, Weather, Wishes

What's Complicated About That?

Girl on cell: She feels Facebook ruined their relationship.

Bus
Malmö
Sweden

Posted on June 4, 2010
Bus, Girls, Internet, On the phone, Relationships, Sweden

Where Kids from Band Camp End Up: Explained.

Female violinist, after conductor walks past: Do you ever want to slap Dr. Muller*'s ass? Cause I almost just did.
Female cellist: He has a doctorate in orchestral conducting.
Female violinist: And an ass I want to tap right now.

College Orchestra Tour Bus
Clive, Iowa

Posted on May 31, 2010
Ass, Bus, Coworkers, Education, Iowa, Violence, Wishes

It's the First Thing I Can Remember

Young teen girl: So he fucked both your mums, and that's how you two are related?
Boy #1: Yeah.
Boy #2: But he didn't start fucking my mum till after she had me.

Bus
Wollongong
Australia

Overheard by: definately not related