My Childhood Dream Is Finally Coming True!

Girl to friend: Like, oh my god! I just got mistaken for a sales clerk at freakin' Levi's!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: seastardodell

Posted on April 19, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Friends, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Washington

I Almost Hit on Her, Too

50-something woman on bus: ..fishnet stockings, a skirt that barely covered *something,* and a bustier. I looked up, and it was my daughter.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/what-party-was-mom-at.html

Overheard by: mehitabel

Posted on March 20, 2018
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Overheard in PDX, Women

Especially When You Use Phrases Like “Nicely Framing Your Package”

Teen boy: You know, I really appreciate you complimenting my baseball skills, but I really don’t appreciate you complimenting my boxer choices.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/305634992/but-theyre-just-so-nice.html

Overheard by: just trying to get to class…

Posted on February 26, 2018
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens

Never— Thanks, Labia Clamps!

Woman to friend buying panties: So, are you sure these aren't the ones that will give you cameltoe?

Peoria, Arizona

Overheard by: Giggling cashier

Posted on February 19, 2018
Arizona, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Offers and requests, Questions, Women

Which Will Really Confuse the Other Football Team

Big and buff male barista to bigger and buffer male customer (excitedly): And then you can bring the tutu!

Maroubra Junction
Sydney
Australia

Posted on December 7, 2017
Australia, Baristas, Clothes, Default, Offers and requests, Weirdness

Some Impulses Can't Be Curbed

Professor: And if rubbing dog doo on a child's coat makes me a bastard, then so be it.

University of Kentucky

Overheard by: Still laughing a semester later.

Posted on November 25, 2017
Animals, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Kentucky, Kids, Teachers, Weirdness

Davis Found Himself in the Middle of a Drunken Samurai Movie

Guy #1 to guy #2 who just stepped onto the elevator: Hey man, did you ever find your glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, I did. They were at the concierge desk.
Guy #1: What about your pants?
Guy #2: Yeah, they were around my ankles, though I don't really know what happened with that.
Guy #1: I do. You did about 20 shots of rum in 10 minutes.
Guy #2: That doesn't sound right! It wasn't that fast!
Guy #1: Okay, maybe about 15 minutes then.
Guy #2: Yeah, that sounds right. I barely remember the sword.

Elevator
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Holly