Because I've Been Practicing That One-Foot-at-a-Time Maneuver All Week

Guy to another: So is it a pants party?

Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana

Overheard by: Alexa, Alicia, Eric

Posted on October 16, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Indiana, Louisiana, Questions, Sexuality

So Obviously It's Not Bitchy After All

Girl on cell: I overheard some chick at a bus stop talking shit about how some other girl shouldn't have been wearing some outfit because she didn't have the body for it. At first, I thought “what a bitch!” then I realized we have that exact same conversation all the time.

Venice, California

Posted on October 16, 2008
California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Insults, On the phone

We Give Honey, I Shrunk Liberace! Two Thumbs Up

Middle schooler: There's a gay singer in my bra! There's a gay singer in my bra!

Muirlands Middle
La Jolla, California

Posted on October 2, 2008
California, Clothes, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Music, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Students, Tweens, Weirdness

And I Think We All Know the Law

Party goer: Kate! It's your turn to do a keg stand.
Kate: No, I can't. I have a shirt on.

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: christine

Posted on September 17, 2008
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Offers and requests, Virginia

And Hire a Tampon-Charmer to Make It Dance

Guy #1: I always wanted to open the door wearing nothing but a t-shirt and socks.
Girl #1 (pondering): I think that would be truly amazing. I don't know what would be more shocking, the penis or the socks. Probably the socks.
Girl #2: I guess I could do that next time you guys come over… Just (gesticulates around body) shirt and socks.
Guy #2: Naah. It wouldn't be that great, you not having a penis and all.
Girl #2: Oh, I guess I could wear a tampon! (puts finger in front of crotch and makes a “snakey” motion)

House Party
Pinheiros, Sao Paulo
Brazil

Posted on September 10, 2008
Brazil, Clothes, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Sexuality, Wishes

More Evidence That Taking Drugs Increases Your Risk of Summer School

Random high school kid (during summer school): Shoes are like hats for your feet!

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology
Alexandria, Virginia

Posted on September 6, 2008
Body parts, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Virginia

Why Arsenal Is Losing the Battle for Hearts and Minds

Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Oi, is that a Manchester United shirt?
Eight-year-old Japanese boy: Herro.
Englishman in Manchester City shirt: Hello, you cunt.

Japan

Posted on August 31, 2008
Asia, Asians, Clothes, Default, Foreigners, Gym rats, Insults, Kids, Language barrier, Questions

A Good Cargo Pocket Comes in Handy for Almost Anything

Police officer: So that's when they started pulling baseball bats out of their pants?
Guy: Yeah, baseball bats and machetes!

Tysons Corner
Fairfax County, Virginia

Overheard by: Jack

Posted on August 23, 2008
Clothes, Cops, Default, Guys, Questions, Virginia, Weirdness

Why Parachute Pants Are Making a Comeback

Girl: I will pull my pants up and show you I am not hairy!

University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland

Posted on August 21, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Hair, Maryland

It'll Give Her a Break from the Monotony of Fucking Me

Guy #1: What are you going to get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Guy #2: I got her this sweater she wanted. But I'm also going to get her a dildo in case she doesn't like the sweater. That way she can go fuck herself.

Roosevelt Field Mall
Long Island, New York

Posted on August 10, 2008
Clothes, Default, Gifts, Guys, Malls, Masturbation, New York, Questions

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