I Have Someone Else Do It, But I Guide Their Hand

Muslim girl: I’m really emo, but you couldn’t tell from looking at me.
Other girl: Really?
Muslim girl: Yeah, but I don’t cut myself. Well, technically. It depends what you mean by cutting yourself.

University of Toronto
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 13, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Girls, Pop culture, Weirdness, Words

Just Lucky, I Guess

Girl: She has vagina legs.
Guy friend: How does she have vagina legs?

Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on September 10, 2022
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Texas, Vagina, Weirdness

If You've Ever Waited Weeks for Grades, You'll Understand the Applause

Professor, throwing exams on desk the day after taking them: I graded all of these. I want applause.
(class applauds)

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on September 6, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Jobs & Careers, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Teachers

That’s Too Bad, He Was Such a Great Guy

Jock: Wait… Are you talking about Kim? I thought she was dating that guy.
Bimbette: Oh, you mean Fuck-face?
Jock: Yeah.
Bimbette: No, that’s over.

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on September 4, 2022
Alabama, Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Gossip, Jocks, Names

All Communications Majors Believe Perception Is Reality

Sorority girl #1: I may as well go around and sleep with all the people everyone thinks I'm sleeping with…
Sorority girl #2: I would *so* not judge you for that.

Bryant University
Smithfield, Rhode Island

Posted on September 2, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gossip, Rhode Island, Sex, Words

He Feels Guilty When He Calls Things Hot Trannies Messes

Fashionista student: So is he like, Christian gay from project runway?
Oblivious teacher: No, he's like Jewish gay.

American University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: I'm Jewish

Posted on September 1, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Religion, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Washington, DC

But Fantastic That You're Keeping That Cultural Reference Alive

History professor, lecturing on the early 1900s: I mean, the problem of being the only person with a telephone is, well, who you gonna call?
Class, as one: Ghostbusters!
History professor: You kids scare me.

CU
Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: They know their history, alright

Posted on September 1, 2022
Class, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Default, Education, Feelings, Questions, Students, Teachers, TV shows

Blood Feud– Gotcha

Birthday girl: Not to be mean, but I'm kind of glad Jeff* can't come to my birthday party. Now I can invite Kelly*.
Friend: Why couldn't you before? Not enough seats?
Birthday girl (long pause): No. Because Jeff's brother got her sister pregnant.
Friend: Oh, yeah.

University of Notre Dame
Notre Dame, Indiana

Overheard by: iz