Why R.E.M. Established an IQ Prerequisite for Their Fans

Michael Stipe to crowd: This next song is set in the state of Ohio.
Drunk dude: Go Chicago, woooooo!

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Geographically Inclined

Posted on November 17, 2017
Colorado, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Music, Stupidity, US Geography

No — Just Patting and Slapping, Like Football Players

Mother: Max, no pinching girls’ hineys!
Three-year-old boy: Just boys’?

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Posted on November 15, 2017
Advice, Ass, Colorado, Comebacks, Kids, Moms

Or Does China Have All the Time?

Drunk gamer #1, about Warhawk: Those Japanese were amazing!
Drunk gamer #2: But you know, in Japan there's so many people, and so much time.

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on November 2, 2017
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Games, Stupidity, Time Management

I Learned My Lesson with Mary Kate and Ashley

Man pushing newborn in stroller: I’m not capitalizing financially off the cuteness of my daughter.

Denver International Airport security line
Denver, Colorado

Posted on October 5, 2017
Colorado, Dads, Parenting

Um, Books About Dildos?

Janeane Garofalo incarnate, walking past adult bookstore: What more does a feminist need than dildos and books?

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: A. N. Cargo

Posted on June 10, 2017
Books, Colorado, Girls, Politics, Questions, Stores, Toys

I’m Just a Toxic Spill Waiting to Happen

Goth girl, to friend looking at military jackets: You can get those a lot cheaper at goodwill, dude.
Overweight friend: Not in my size! When fat people die, they leak, and then their clothes can’t be given to goodwill!

Starfest Sci-Fi Convention
Denver, Colorado

Posted on April 19, 2017
Advice, Clothes, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Diet & weight, Fat people, Friends, Girls, Goths, Gripes, Money, Offers and requests

Two Girls, One Pop-Pop Did Not End Well

Girl #1: I'd totally tap your grandpa!
Girl #2: Thanks?
Girl #1: You're welcome!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on March 25, 2017
Colorado, Family ties, Girls, Sex

So at the Very Least, She Hates Freedom.

Woman #1: No, I don't know for sure if she's a vegetarian or not.
Woman #2: Well, she wouldn't drink coffee this morning.
Woman #3, nodding head: True, true.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: anabanana