…Searching for the Mitten He'd Lost

Mom to teenage daughter: Yeah, they swell up big, you shoulda seen it, looked like I had a pussy on my hand.

Courtroom
Houston, Texas

Posted on June 8, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Moms, Teens, Texas, Vagina

And Are You Looking at Me, or Not?

Dart player #1: You're kicking ass because you can aim with your lazy eye.
Dart player #2: No, I'm not using my lazy eye.
Dart player #1: Well, it's still not fair.

Riprock's
Denton, Texas

Overheard by: still glad i don't have a lazy eye

Posted on June 8, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Games, Guys, Texas

Why Sex-Positive Feminism Exists.

Girl: I haven't been on a stage since grammar school. Having sex on a stage is so much better than quoting Susan B. Anthony.

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on June 8, 2015
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Education, New Jersey, Sex

Not As Much As Hanson, But Significantly.

20-something fashionista: Oh, the Spice Girls like totally changed my life!

Beverly Center
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Shabunapoodle

Posted on June 7, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Hipsters, Music, Names, Pop culture

I Mean, I've Got Room

College girl, yelling at friend: I mean, I hooked up with everyone in Sigma Nu before I was dating him! Why wouldn't I keep hooking up with everyone in Sigma Nu now?

Starbucks
Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 7, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Students

Anyway, Aliens Share a Hive Consciousness and Can't Die

Sophomore #1, during heated debate about zombie safety: Wait! What if there were alien zombies?
Sophomore #2: Shut up! We're talking about realistic stuff, here!

Theatre Class, Rossview High
Clarksville, Tennessee

Posted on June 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Tennessee, Zombies

They Should Put a Camera in There, Like at Spash Mountain

Girl #1: Walking is the most natural form of transportation.
Girl #2: Or the birth canal. It's like America's water slide.

Friendswood, Texas

Posted on June 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Girls, Pregnancy, Texas, Vagina

I Think He Got the Gist When I Fucked Him and Then Stole His Wallet

Brunette: Was it you that was telling me you told prince charming that you were a whore?
Redhead: You mean Mark*, the rich guy? No, I just told him not to fall in love with me because I was a faithless whore and there was no man on earth worthy of my loyalty. You give a man loyalty and they walk all over you. Besides, I wouldn't describe him as prince charming. More like a toad with money.
Brunette: So you did tell him you were a whore?

Greek Restaurant
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on June 5, 2015
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Infidelity, Louisiana, Money, Questions, Restaurants

So Stop Putting Price-Tags on My Bedroom Furniture

Girl on cell: You're my mother, not a pawn shop!

Berkeley, California

Posted on June 5, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Money

I Assume That Means a General Lack of Randiness

Girl: What about her? She’s cute.
Guy: Yeah… but her boobs are small.
Girl: What’s wrong with small boobs anyway?
Guy: They’re… not… big.

Restaurant, Oregon

Posted on June 4, 2015
Beauty, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, Restaurants

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