And Burroing in for the Winter

Women in heels on cell: What? You had sex with a junkie? A junkie? (pause) Oh, a *donkey*. I see. (pause) So I guess you were drunk.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: walking & talking

Posted on June 15, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Massachusetts, On the phone, Questions, Sex, Women, Words

But Not As Good As the Cucumber, or the Remote Control

Doctor: Okay, we're going to give you an iron shot.
Nurse: Roll over on your side. Okay, you're just going to feel a little prick in your butt.
Patient: Better than the finger that was up there earlier!

ER
Newport Beach, California

Posted on June 15, 2015
Ass, California, Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Doctor's office, Doctors, Hands, Nurses, Sensory experiences, Sex

…I Was Born to Be a Reality-Show Contestant

Skinny girl: My sister is on a diet now, I don't like it. First she's taller than me, but that's okay, I got over it. I just don't want her to be skinnier than me.
Guy friend: You should be happy for her.
Skinny girl: No way! I'm below that.

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on June 13, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Diet & weight, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Guys, Happiness, Skinny people, Stupidity

She Always Wanted a Boy.

Girl to friends: I've always wanted to dress up like Jesus… My grandmother would be so proud of me.

St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia

Posted on June 12, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Jesus, Offers and requests

Speaking Of Which, We Should Totally Go Back to That Leather Bar

Girl #1: I could never be a vegetarian.
Girl #2: Ugh, me neither, I love meat way too much.
Girl #1: I know. Especially when it's been caged and slapped around.
Girl #2: Totally.

Starbucks

Posted on June 10, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Restaurants

And That's the Last Time We'll Discuss This, Dad.

Sorority girl to another: All I'm saying is that it would be a lot better at home if you used less tongue.

CU
Boulder, Colorado

Posted on June 10, 2015
Advice, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Licking, Sorority types

Even If I Am Wearing Pull-Ups Like a Big Boy

20-something guy on phone: Then I went to McDonald's and they said that I'm too old. I'm not too old! I can go to Chuck E. Cheese if I want! I'm not too old. Just so long as I can have fun. I'm not too old…

Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: Just minding my own business as usual.

Posted on June 10, 2015
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Guys, New Jersey

Especially If You Were Into Your Identical Daughter Cells

Microbiology lecturer: If you were a bacteria, this would be a highly pornographic image.

Melbourne University
Australia

Posted on June 9, 2015
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Porn, Science

…And I'm Oddly Aroused.

Sober girl, crossing street: So what happened?
Tipsy girl: Well, everything was fine, I guess, but then the sex got really boring, so I had to let him go. Oh god, was that really loud?
Random stranger: Yup.

Dupont Circle
Washington, DC

Posted on June 9, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Girls, Questions, Sex, Washington, DC

Unless She Gets Knocked Up Again in the Interim

Girl #1: So do you have any friends who are total disasters like us, who would want to go to Vegas that weekend?
Girl #2: I have a friend who's getting an abortion next week.
Girl #1: Oh, good, so she'll be good to go by then.

Bar
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Orkide

Posted on June 9, 2015
Abortion, Arizona, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Questions, Relationships, US Geography

Compare and contrast