Hope You Bitches Saved Me Some Weed

Mom: Why is the tv on with the mute on?
Daughter #1: Cause of the pretty moving pictures!
Daughter #2: Yeah! It's like an aquarium, but with Tom Hanks.

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Kat

Posted on July 3, 2020
About celebrities, Beauty, Default, Girls, Moms, New Zealand, Questions, Technology, Women

I'm Like, “Look at All These Dishes– What's Your Problem?”

Drunk 40-year-old dude #1, standing in line for the bathroom: Well, there are four sinks. We only need two with the number of people I've seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40-year-old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was peeing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.

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Overheard by: slight overshare

Posted on July 2, 2020
Default, Feelings, Guys, Memory lane, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Relationships, Restroom

We Prefer ‘Hoboes’– but Thanks for the Weed!

Stoner #1: The other day I saw this homeless guy, and I felt bad, and I had just bought a stack, so I gave him some weed. He was like: “Thank you very much.”
Stoner #2: Are you serious?
Stoner #1: Yeah. I don’t care what anybody says, that was the most down shit ever. I fucking love bums.

Chino, California

Posted on July 1, 2020
California, Default, Drugs, Feelings, Friends, Panhandling, Stoners

The Thin Line Between Martha Stewart and MTV Backup Dancers

Restaurant server on smoke break: How were the ladies at the bar?
Drunk man: Those bitches were hot. And I mean “bitches” in the best possible way.
Server: When I say “bitches,” I mean “hoes.”

Plano, Texas

Posted on July 1, 2020
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Customers, Default, Drunks, Geography, Guys, Questions, Servers, Texas, Words

Like I Really Need to Have Better Litercism?

Tween boy #1, carrying skateboard: So, I got cleaning detail at school tomorrow.
Tween boy #2: That doesn’t sound like something I’d want to do.
Tween boy #1: No, man, it’s awesome! You get out of literacy class!

Tucson, Arizona

Posted on June 30, 2020
Arizona, Compliments, Default, Education, Tweens

But I Do Need to Pass His Class…

Exasperated girl in the middle of the street: I really don't feel like taking my shirt off for this guy!

St. Andrews
Fife
Scotland

Overheard by: Nina

Posted on June 25, 2020
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Scotland, Sexuality

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Explained

Little girl: I got powerade instead of water!
Grandma: Well that wasn't a good idea.
Little girl: I know.

McDonald's, Kalkaska, MI

Overheard by: Will Y.

Posted on June 22, 2020
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Unlike My Grading Scale

Professor: The guillotine was humane. It was just humane many thousands of times.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: Secret Spy

Posted on June 22, 2020
Class, Default, History, Murder, Ohio, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

Maintenance: “When You Put an End to Nude Chair-Hockey, Then We’ll Talk”

Worried suit: That’s why we get our chairs cleaned more than any other department. We get our chairs cleaned every three months. Why doesn’t anyone put a stop to this?

Metro Bus
Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 21, 2020
Bus, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Default, Gripes, Questions, Suits, Washington

And You're Sure It Does?

Constitutional politics professor: Because the North Koreans don't even know if the world exists!

Maryland

Overheard by: loves this awkward class

Posted on June 20, 2020
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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Explained