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Girl: Oh, Yom Kippur. I like it better than the other ones cause it sounds like “Yogi Bear”!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/13/i-apologize-for-taking-all-of-those-picnic-baskets/

Overheard by: Ian

Gay dude: No, they're just too greasy for me.
Fag hag: Says the Mexican…
Gay dude: Excuse me? I'm black by insertion.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: i don't like water

Health teacher to class: When you become more adult-like, you start to be more like an adult.

Roanoke, Virginia

Mother admonishing her child for sticking his head through the bars in a fence: You do not put your head through anything. Ever.

Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: Becca

Loud, fat american teen: I have to take the biggest leak ever. Pause. And then I want to check out those hedgehogs.

Market in Freiburg, Germany

Hobo: Hey, can you spare me a cigarette?
Smoker: Naw, man, I only have a couple left.
Hobo: I only want one! You can't spare me one?
Smoker: Well… Give me a minute, I'll get another pack. Wait here.
Hobo: Never mind, I got places to be.

Evanston, Illinois

Stoned guy at a party to group: I mean, you have to trust Doctor Dre. He's a doctor.

Party
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Leslie

Loud woman: But she said it wasn't a Target! It was a Wal-Mart. And then the grandmother didn't die. And she's still alive today!

Panda East
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rachel

AP English teacher: Can anyone tell me what feminine rhyme is?
Guy in class: Um, rhyme that's not very good?

Winona Senior High School
Winona, Minnesota

Overheard by: Stephanie Miene

Professor (about a film): It's wrong and confusing.
Student (just back from the bathroom): What's wrong and confusing?
Professor: My life.

Grennaskolan
Sweden