Daughter: It’s like… I didn’t see any Mexicans around for months, and then today, I’ve seen so many!
Father: Well, it got warm.
Cool Springs Mall
Franklin, Tennessee
Overheard by: Haha, what?
Queer on cell: Stop it. She’s too chicken to be anorexic. It’s like, she’ll starve herself for two days, then eat a huge cookie.
Los Angeles, California
Blonde: There was a Ken doll encased in jello in the fridge.
Pocket Sandwich Theater
Dallas, Texas
Man to salesperson in hippie bookstore: Hi I'm looking for a children's book about how chemicals and global warming are destroying the earth.
Salesperson: Oh, sure, it's right over here!
The Bookshelf
Guelph, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The zoe
Guy #1: Yo, fathead! Going to prison is just a fact of life. Everybody goes at least once.
Guy #2: I know, man…I'm just gonna miss the daily hustle.
Guy #1: Like I said, you're not a man till you've worn a jumpsuit.
Knoxville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Hannah H
Drunk guy, looking over at girl in black tights: Ohhh maaaaan…
Drunk girl: Her? Really? She looks dirty.
Drunk guy: You mean easy…
Drunk girl, turning to friend sitting down at table with drinks: Seen her over there? The slutty one?
Friend: Slutty?! She looks like she'd shit through a tennis racket onto your chest…
(drunk girl sprays beer all over table).
Leamington Spa, England
Overheard by: Bleep
Blonde female teen to friend: Here. I'll trade you her right boob for the left side of her crotch.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362494227/shes-trying-to-cheat-you.html
Overheard by: I'm really glad I'm not her.
Girl sitting beside guy on laptop: Yo, is that Tyra?
Guy on laptop: It's a televised City Hall meeting…
Girl sitting beside guy on laptop: Same thing.
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: Blahh
Girl on cell: Did you just call me a jet-setting whore? I'm in Portland, for Pete's sake!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/11/no-po-ho.html
Overheard by: gwen
