I Always Try to Make Out with Them

Tween: God, I've had such a terrible day. First I was in a wreck, and then I saw a homeless woman–and you know how I am about homeless people.

Petro Express
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on February 5, 2009
Default, Feelings, Gripes, North Carolina, Stores, Stupidity, Tweens

Especially When I Get So Drunk I Make Out with Girls

Butch-looking 20-something: I always have Bud Select, and I know it makes me look so butch.
Femme-looking 20-something: No, I don't think Bud Select is butch…I mean, I drink Bud Select.
Butch-looking 20-something: Yeah, but seriously, I know I look like a lesbian, and the Bud Select doesn't help.

Iowa

Overheard by: I assumed they were on a date

Posted on February 5, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Iowa, Names, Sexuality

I Thought It Was on Every Guy's Punch List

Girl #1: So really Edward doesn't like anal?
Girl #2: Yeah, he doesn't even like anal.
Girl #1: Did you just ask him? Or did that just come up?
Girl #2: You know what? I don't even remember…I was drunk. I must've asked.

Petco Park
San Diego, California

Posted on February 5, 2009
Backdoor, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Questions

Without Protection

Professor: Everyone always thinks the answer is penetrance. Just let me say this right here, right now: I don't want to see any penetrance in this class. Learn it, but don't do it.

Genetics Lecture
Purdue University, West Lafayette, Indiana

Posted on February 5, 2009
Advice, Class, Default, Education, Indiana, Teachers, Words

Ended Up with Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, and Something Black and Blue

Girl to friend: I scissored at my bachelorette party.

Financial District
San Francisco, California

Posted on February 5, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Relationships, San Francisco, Words

That's What You Said About Hannah Montana!

Man coming out of feminist art retrospective: So, what did you think of the show?
Woman: Not enough menstrual blood.

Vancouver Art Gallery
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: I would have to agree

Posted on February 5, 2009
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Women

Your Attitude Is Giving Me Leg Cramps

Girl to guy: I hate my life so much because of you.

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: James

Posted on February 4, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Relationships, Virginia

Clearly You've Never Been to Wellesley

Boyfriend: What, forty dollars for a bra?!
Girlfriend: That's quite cheap for one.
Boyfriend: I'm glad I'm not a girl.
Girlfriend: Me too.
Boyfriend: Why's that?
Girlfriend: Because you'd be the dirtiest girl I know.

Farmers
Masterton
New Zealand

Posted on February 4, 2009
Clothes, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Money, New Zealand, Questions

Which Was Just Long Enough to Ride the Ferris Wheel

Frat boy: You know we measured his dick and it was like seven inches flaccid.

University of Virginia

Posted on February 4, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Frat boy types, Guys, Penis, Sexuality, Virginia, Weirdness

Let's Hope It's Either Biology Class Or Comparative Media Studies

Professor, noticing student's t-shirt: What is that?
Student: A gorilla and a shark high fiving in front of an explosion.
Professor: I'm going to work that into discussion somehow.

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on February 4, 2009
Animals, Class, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

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