Wait, What?

Young dude: Yeah, when I was dating her I found myself doing, like, things I didn't really want to do.
Female friend: Like?
Young dude: Like she had a really high sex drive, which, you know, is such a turn off.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/460141972/mark-this-on-your-calendar.html

Overheard by: yeah, I hate having sex with people I'm dating.

Posted on January 7, 2009
Default, Friends, Girls, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Sex

Worst. Condom Ad. Ever.

Woman on cell: Make sure you put it in a baggie so it doesn't get cooties everywhere. You know.

Back Bay Station
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 7, 2009
Advice, Condoms, Default, Massachusetts, Public transportation, STDs, Women

Just A Small-town Girl // Livin' In This Lonely Worrrrrllld

H&M worker: Hi, how are you?
Customer: Great, thanks, and you?
H&M worker: I'm okay.
Customer: Only okay? You're listening to a Journey remix in H&M! These are great times!

H&M
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on January 7, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Feelings, Questions, Stores, Weirdness

Then I Shower

Ditzy college girl: Everyone burps, everyone farts, everyone poops, and it feels fucking amazing.

Lynchburg College
Lynchburg, Virginia

Posted on January 6, 2009
Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Poop, Students, Virginia

So in This Case, It's Acceptable

Female passerby: Unless you can see an arm dangling out of her vagina, you should never ask a woman if she's pregnant!

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Renizzle

Posted on January 6, 2009
Advice, Body parts, Default, Oklahoma, Questions, Vagina, Women

It's It

College dude to girl: Yeah, so they tagged my penis…

UC Irvine
Irvine, California

Posted on January 6, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Penis, Students, Weirdness, Words

Then I'm Getting a Bathing Suit With a Skirt

Five-year-old boy sitting in a shopping cart: Gi-ant vul-va! Gi-ant vul-va!
Mommy: Here's a chocolate truffle.

Whole Foods
Santa Monica, California

Posted on January 6, 2009
Body parts, California, Candy, Default, Guys, Kids, Moms

Stupid Internet

Girl at humanities tutorial: Did we have to have works cited for our essay?
TA: Yes, you need to cite your sources.
Girl: That's so unfair! I can't be penalized just because I didn't have works cited!
TA: You need to cite your sources.
Girl: But what if I didn't have any sources?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/53342.html

Overheard by: headdesk

Posted on January 6, 2009
Default, Education, Girls, Overheard at York, Questions, Students, Weirdness

Why Synonyms Were Invented

Crazy lady, noticing long line: Is this the line to urinate? I can not believe this is the urination line. Unbelievable! I can't wait this long to urinate. There is no way. I have kidney problems. I need to urinate now. I don't wanna cut in line. I'll just go in the men's room. (as she enters men's room) I am a woman coming in here. I can not wait in a long line to urinate.
(a few minutes later, to women in line, while coming out) See! Your line hasn't even moved!

Hamilton Mall, New Jersey

Overheard by: last in line

Posted on January 5, 2009
Body parts, Crazies, Default, Malls, New Jersey, Pee, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Can You Prove Otherwise?

Nanny to 10-year-old girl: So, who commonly uses Celsius instead of Fahrenheit?
10-year-old girl: Penguins.

Brookline, Massachusetts

Overheard by: S

Posted on January 5, 2009
Animals, Default, Employees, Girls, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions

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