Mom Still Isn't Speaking to Me

Frat guy to others: I can't believe I puked all over her tits last night. I was so fucking drunk.

University District
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Yujin

Posted on December 25, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Frat boy types, Nipples, Sexuality, Washington, Weirdness

We Still Laugh About It

Guy to friend: So I said to him, “you wanna be a clown and you don't even know who fucking Bozo is?!”

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: phuqmonkey

Posted on December 25, 2008
Default, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Pop culture, Questions, San Francisco, Wishes

But Hopefully I'd Remain This Saucy

Kid to mom: Mom, if you were Indian, I mean if we were from India and you were Indian, I bet you could teach me to cook some really yummy food.
Mom: Even if I were Indian, I would have to be someone completely different in order to be a good cook.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/435275613/i-think-that-was-his-point.html

Overheard by: jr.

Posted on December 24, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Kids, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis

…the Kaaba Of All Television

Persian princess: That's why I really want to be into journalism. I think that being somewhere where there's, like, a tsunami or earthquake is really exciting to me…
Horny first date: Yeah, yeah…
Persian princess (breathy pause): I guess I just really want to work for MTV.

Santana Row
San Jose, California

Overheard by: Demitra

Posted on December 24, 2008
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Pop culture, Wishes

It Was a Freudian Nip

White dude with blond afro: You can't get mouth cancer from cigars.
Articulate college chick: Yeah, Sigmund Freud got mouth cancer from cigars.
White dude with blond afro: You want to know what else happened to him? He got bit by a tiger!

Monson, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on December 24, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Students, Weirdness

The Source of Her Confusion is That Her Ceiling is Covered with Postcards

Girl: Hey, how about this one? Have you heard the one about the ceiling?
Blonde: Um, no.
Girl: Oh, well never mind, it's *way* too over your head.
Blonde: No, tell me! I'm not that dumb!
Girl (shaking head): Never mind, you don't get it. Hmmm, what about the one about the postcard with no stamp? Oh, never mind, you wouldn't ever get it.
Blonde: Really, I think I could. Tell me, let me try!

Spring Grove, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 23, 2008
Default, Girls, Insults, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stupidity

…While Making Waffles with the Other

Woman to man: I mean, you could have masturbated with one arm, come on.

UMass
Massachusetts

Posted on December 23, 2008
Body parts, Default, Massachusetts, Masturbation, Weirdness, Women

Michael Encounters Darth Tater

Girl to friends, walking through produce section: I have never felt so threatened by produce in all my life.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/407666795/how-do-you-think-the-banana-feels.html

Overheard by: laurel.

Posted on December 23, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats, Weirdness

Only If Mom Stops Using the Cucumber For…You Know.

Father to four-year-old: Stop spanking the eggplant!

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Kay

Posted on December 23, 2008
Dads, Default, Fruit, Offers and requests, Oregon, Violence, Weirdness

A Portrait of the Archaeologist as a Young Boy

Boy in restroom: Mommy, what's this box for?
Mom: Oh, that's for…Kleenex.
(squeaking sound as boy opens sanitary napkin disposal box)
Boy: Well, then mommy, what's this?
Mom: That's not for little boys! Ew!

Moncton
Canadia

Posted on December 22, 2008
Canadia, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Moms, Questions, Restroom

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