Obnoxiously chatty woman, staring at holiday-themed stamps: It must be a menorah. They're Jewish. They're crazy guys.
Post Office
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Revision
Obnoxiously chatty woman, staring at holiday-themed stamps: It must be a menorah. They're Jewish. They're crazy guys.
Post Office
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Revision
Girl #1: Hey, you wanna grab dinner in a bit?
Girl #2: Sure, want to go to Risley?
Girl #1: Okay, I'm just going to warn you now, though I'm like a reaally slow eater…I only use my front teeth.
Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia
Teacher: You can use stethoscopes to listen to water in trees. You should listen to thin trees and trees with less bark.
Student: Should it be hardwood or softwood?
Teacher: Softwood. You can't beat softwood.
Classroom
Alexandria, Virginia
Customer having lunch: Can I smoke at this table?
Waitress: Honey, you're in Nevada. You can smoke, gamble, drink, screw and cuss. Just don't kill nobody!
Bucket of Blood Saloon
Virgina City, Nevada
Overheard by: Philly Joe
Sociology professor: This course is cheap, but I'm expensive, so please make use of me.
Boston University, Massachusetts
Guy: It was like trying to pull candy from a baby.
West Island
Montreal
Canadia
Teenage girl on cell: I don't get on with him at all…we're just like bread and butter.
London
England
Overheard by: Steve Elliott
Cop on radio: We’ve gotten a report from race security that there is a large Viking ship being rammed repeatedly into some garbage cans in the park.
Golden Gate Park
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: geek whisperer
Dude #1: Dude, if you're gonna artificially inseminate your sister's girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.
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Overheard by: elizabeth
