Older man: And god saved me from cancer, I'm supposed to be dead. God bless you. God bless me… (goes on about god without pausing for breath)
Three-year-old boy: Bless my butt!
Older man: Well, nice to meet you. (walks away)
Church
Coastal Maine
Overheard by: KatVO
Girl to friend: I gave my ostrich a fur coat.
Rich Catholic Girls School
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Sarah
Little boy, standing next to a car: Daddy, this isn’t our car! Daddy, what are you doing? This isn’t our car!
Man: Look, buddy, you’ve got to stop saying that when we’re in parking lots. [to a couple walking by] I just got a new car.
Little boy: No you didn’t!
AMC Theatres
Owings Mills, Maryland
Overheard by: they steal cars, dont they?
Important looking man on cell: So, apparently, Georgia is being occupied by Russia. What this means to us is… Oooh! Toothbrushes!
Washington, DC
Overheard by: ak
20-something girl to table of people: And I was like, “Whoa, mom–your nipples are like top hats!”
Kasey's Tavern
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Sara
Guy: I gave her ball-phobia.
Chino, California
Hipster girl to friend: I heard the most offensive thing in Crate & Barrel!
San Francisco, California
Professor: You take some guppies from different populations in Trinidad, put them into little plastic bags, shove them down your pants, and smuggle them through the airport back to the lab in California. At least, that?s what we did.
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Grocery store bagger (handing stuffed cat to little girl): So, what are you going to name your new kitty?
Little girl: Baby Jesus!
California
Petulant 45-year-old: It's my erogenous zone, and I'll touch it if I want to!
Vancouver
Canadia
