gay jew #1 – "but it will be weird explaining that I have to fly on shabbat."
Gay jew #2: "what can you do? You have to go. They know you are not orthodox. They know you use cars and fuck your boyfriend on fridays."
I know this was ttbf but it is a great quote! (this is not part of the quote).
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Girl: Do you want me to kick you in the balls?
Guy: What?
Girl: Cause then you'd be all like, “Now I can't reproduce. What's the point anymore?”
Weir House
Wellington
New Zealand
Chonga: What would happen if you got pregnant while you were pregnant?
Guy: That's where twins come from.
Gateway High School
Florida
Overheard by: Pilbur
Drunk girl: Oh! So you're not going to go home with your girlfriend when she is asking you and her roommate isn't even home! Oh! Oh! (boyfriend whispers something to her) I don't care if I'm on my period or not!
University of Dayton
Dayton, Ohio
Professor, reading student midterm reviews of his teaching style: When asked the question, “what would help you understand the material better?” someone wrote “if you wore a thong.” My answer to that is, “how do you know I'm not?”
(class erupts in laughter)
University of Michigan, Dearborn
Overheard by: Nehal
Woman to friend: He didn't know what to do with his chicken, so he stuffed it in his pants.
Stanley Park
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: shiz
Professor (about Hamlet): So how is this like Lesbian porn?
Illinois Wesleyan University
Little girl in changing stall: I feel a Britney Spears moment coming on!
Salvation Army
Hadley, Massachusetts
Gay girl: Look at me, I'm flaming!
Teacher: Oh, you're not flaming. Flickering, maybe.
Long Island High School
New York
Tall skinny guy: Did you know that three out of every four deaths on roller coasters are girls? It's because they're so small and aerodynamic.
Six Flags
Valencia, California
