Guy #1: Are you gonna get tested?
Guy #2: I think the Lauren thing pretty much takes care of it.
Guy #3: You should still get tested.
Guy #2: Yeeeah, but I don’t like getting blood taken from me and I don’t have any like, symptoms, so…
Guy #3: Well, I haven’t seen your penis.
Simon Fraser University
British Columbia
Canadia
<b>rocker dude:</b> you made out with billy*?
<b>tattooed chick:</b> I had to, he was yelling at me!
<b>rocker dude:</b> what do you mean he was yelling at you? What was he yelling?
<b>tattooed chick:</b> make out with me! Make out with me!
Charlotte, NC
Serious Asian dude: I don't like angry soul food bitches. I like happy soul food bitches.
Maryland
Overheard by: Neither nor
Girl, to two guys smoking in a bar: Oh my gosh! Smoking? Gross! (walks away, disgusted)
Guy #1: You wanna follow her and smoke?
Guy #2: Hell yeah, I do.
Denver, Colorado
Dude on cell: Hey, all I know is lonely men love chicken…
Illinois Wesleyan University
Illinois
Overheard by: martha
Teen guy: Yeah, we got like, so wasted!
Teen girl #1: It was great, yeah. We got so high.
Teen girl #2: Where did you guys get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: What?
Teen girl #2: If you guys were getting high, where did you get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: That's drunk. You get high off weed.
Teen girl #2: Oh. Okay. Then, where'd you get that?
Teen guy: My sister. She's sixteen!
Teen girl #2: Can't you get high off books?
Teen guy: What?
Teen girl #2: Cause, can't, like…books get you high?
Teen girl #1: What?
Library
East Vancouver, BC
Canadia
Teenage Hispanic girl #1: Oh my god! I totally forgot today is Cinco de Mayo!
Teenage Hispanic girl #2: Wow, you're right!
30-something hippie in line: It's only March…
Convenience Store
Carrollton, Texas
Girl: At first I was like, “what is that blinding light?” and then I realized I was staring right into the projector and I felt really smart.
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
