Guy, walking into Planned Parenthood: Hey, I just locked my keys in my car that's just around the corner. Can I borrow a coat hanger?
Girl working front desk: Uh, do you know where you are?
Guy: No.
Girl working front desk: Well, we keep 'em in the back!
Bloomington, Indiana
Overheard by: Morgan Roddy
Drunk girl in low-cut top, smoking cigarette: So where're we going now?
Drunk guy: There's always Shadows*.
Drunk girl: Isn't that a strip club?
Drunk guy: Naah, they lost their license or something… There's sometimes still girls there.
Drunk girl, sounding dubious: Mate, I'm not paying £300 to get tossed off.
Drunk guy, reassuringly: Ha! They won't toss you off…
Drunk girl, in small voice as he turns to other friends: What if I want to get tossed off…
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
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Professor: Even my own mother tells people I’m a drug dealer.
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[A young woman in a wetsuit and a young man in normal clothing are standing near the packaged meats.]Female employee: Can I help you with anything?
Young woman: Oh, no thanks, we’re just admiring the bacon.
Female employee: Oh. Okay! Have a nice day!
Vons
Ventura, California
Elderly church lady #1, exiting the restroom stall and adjusting pants: I don't like thongs. They're too annoying, especially when they rub you raw.
Bystander, washing her hands, looking at elderly ladies in the mirror: Oh, man. Holy shit. What the fuck?
Elderly church lady #2: I know that's why I wear these. (points toes and shows off regular sandals. Then they leave)
Bystander's friend, from stall: What the fuck was that?
Ladies Room, Restaurant
Maryland
Overheard by: Marguerite
Dude: I wish all guys had boobs.
Girl: What?!
Dude: It’s so much more appropriate to grope a guy than a girl!
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
Guy answering cell: Hey guy! You back? How was Costa? (pause) Well, hey, what's a trip to Latin America without a bastard child?
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Dr Steve Manly
Girl #1: Dude, my phone is ringing but I don't want to pick it up…I'm too high right now.
Girl #2: Pick it up, it may be important.
Girl #1 (picking it up): Hello? (hangs up)
Girl #2: Well, who was it?
Girl #1: I don't know, just a bunch of voices.
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Zboots1
Girl: It was like a porno, but with a plot!
University of Massachusetts
Overheard by: Robin
