Otherwise It'll Just Get Made Into McNuggets

Scruffy man with garbage bag to stranger: Want to buy some chicken breast?

Blue Line Train
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 12, 2021
Birds, Default, Food, Guys, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Questions, Train

On the Other Hand, Mocking You Is Both.

College girl #1: It was fun because it was easy.
College girl #2: Emily*, not all easy things are fun…like, I hear you're not that fun.

Borders
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 11, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Euphemisms, Girls, Pennsylvania, Students

Don't All Women Talk Shit Behind Your Back?

Asian guy #1: She's the kind of woman who stands to the side, but she's also the kind of woman who talks shit behind your back.
Asian guy #2: Yeah, traditional Asian bitch.

UCSD
San Diego, California

Posted on October 8, 2021
Asians, California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Guys, Insults

Abraham Lincoln? Really?

Girl: I basically touched his dick, through the transitive property.

Northbrok, Illinois

Overheard by: Jake

Posted on October 8, 2021
Default, Girls, Illinois, Penis, Science, Sexuality

How Most of Us Feel About Seventh Heaven

Boi lesbian talking to shorter boi lesbian: Those motherfuckers are sweet as shit. Those bitches make me sick.

Tacoma, Washington

Overheard by: Maybe she likes them to be mean?

Posted on October 7, 2021
Default, Insults, Lesbos, Sexuality, Washington

To Them, Your Aquarium Is Just a Raw Bar

Guy at computer: It’s this whole thing with the penguins, man…
Friend: Yeah, I know. It’ll work itself out, though.

Monash University
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Timothy

Posted on October 6, 2021
Animals, Australia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Guys, Science

And Be Sure to Return Your Seat Backs to the Awkward Position

Stewardess: Wave hi to my ex-husband and his new wife as they pass by.

Southwest Airlines Flight
Houston to New Orleans

Overheard by: Passenger A 44

Posted on October 6, 2021
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, Girls, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Relationships, USA, Weirdness

…Even Though It's Shaped Like St. Peter?

Girlfriend, excited: I know exactly what I'm going to get you for your birthday this year.
Boyfriend: Oh yeah? I know exactly what I am going to get you for your birthday.
Girlfriend: Really? Are you going to get that thing cut off your back?

Cafe
Sydney
Australia