Aww, That's Cold.

Obese teenager to mom: I wish I had an ice cream maker built into my steering wheel.
Mother: Stop.

Mobile, Alabama

Posted on August 25, 2010
Alabama, Diet & weight, Fat people, Food, Moms, Parenting, Teens, Wishes

Bad Things Happen When Housemates Mate

Guy to crowd of housemates: See, this is the kind of toilet we want–it's rated to be able to flush one kilo of material at a time.
Girl: How many kilos does a newborn weigh?

Home Depot
Oakland, California

Overheard by: Alchemist George

Posted on August 14, 2010
Abortion, California, Diet & weight, Friends, Girls, Guys, Kids, Pregnancy, Questions, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes

America: Encapsulated.

Slightly obese lady on cell: Of course I'm at the gym, honey! I promised to go to the gym today, so I'm at the gym! (hangs up, talks to friend) What an idiot. I want some ice cream.

Ice Cream Shop
Missouri

Overheard by: jeeves

Posted on July 8, 2010
Diet & weight, Fat people, Food, Friends, Insults, Lies, Missouri, On the phone, Stores, Wishes

Being a Termite Must Suck

Grungy teenager to group of grungy friends: And then I ate half of a cardboard box!

Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 6, 2010
Diet & weight, Food, Friends, Teens, Washington, Weirdness

As Seen in Little People, Big Bummer

Very tall boy on Taipei subway: You don't need to diet, you need to grow taller.
Very short girl: I would if I could.
Very tall boy: Do you want to go to the concert?
Very short girl: I don't go to concerts.
Very tall boy: Why not?
Very short girl: I can never see anything.

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2010_03_01_archive.html#7600786429606406051

Overheard by: Yugan Dali

Posted on June 6, 2010
Advice, Diet & weight, Girls, Guys, Other sites, Taiwan, Wishes

That's What You Said at the Pyramids Of Giza

Tourist: It's like Times Square with less fat people!

Piccadilly Circus
London
England

Overheard by: Stuart

Posted on November 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Diet & weight, England, Tourists

Guess Everything Really Is Bigger in Texas

New Yorker, trying to get through a crowd of people blocking aisle: Excuse me. Excuse me! Excuse me!
Confused little boy: I already moved.
New Yorker: Oh, I know you have, dear. I was talking to your fat-ass mother.

Grocery Store
Austin, Texas

Posted on November 18, 2009
Ass, Assholes, Diet & weight, Family ties, Insults, Kids, Moms, Stores, Texas

I've Been Eating My Words a Lot Lately

Professor, discussing types of fat: Babies aren't fat like… (points at a fat girl) No, I don't want to say that… like my tummy.

University of Georgia

Posted on October 5, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Diet & weight, Georgia, Stomach, Teachers

Why Ben and Jerry Are Such Studs

Girl to friend: And he tried to order frozen yogurt, so I didn't sleep with him. If you want to bang me, you have to eat full-fat ice cream!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 22, 2009
Diet & weight, Food, Friends, Girls, Pennsylvania, Sex, Wishes

The First Season Of The Simple Life Was Rich with Conflict

Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/284368327/what-a-way-to-go.html

Overheard by: seward

Posted on September 18, 2009
Anorexics, Diet & weight, Feelings, Food, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats

Diet & weight