It’s $20 Extra to See My Periodic Table

Guy on cell: I’m drunk as fuck right now… Yeah, I went out after my chem test, and they had strippers! Got a lap dance… She was bangin’. You wanna know the best part, dude? I’m doing homework, haha!… Yeah, it’s due tomorrow.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html

Overheard by: zui

Posted on August 2, 2020
Drinking & drunks, Education, Frat boy types, Overheard at Cornell

The Real World's Sadly Lacking in Noble Causes Worth Fighting for

20-something girl to boyfriend: You're such a nerd.
Boyfriend: We prefer “Men of Gondor.”

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Corey

Posted on July 31, 2020
Books, Couples, Default, Education, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Pop culture, Words

And, in Our Lab Session, We'll Demonstrate It.

Professor: And tomorrow, we'll talk about the suck knob.

University of Hartford
Connecticut

Posted on July 20, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Education, Sensory experiences, Teachers, Weirdness

After I Spent All That Time Photoshopping That Dick Into a Pacifier

Freshman girl: Well, like, this was from like 2 am the day it was due. I mean, the first one I submitted was of me with a pacifier in my mouth, and they told me it was inappropriate at the last minute. I mean, like, why couldn't they have told me that in January when I submitted it?

University
Connecticut

Overheard by: You really needed to be told?

Posted on July 10, 2020
Connecticut, Education, Girls, Stupidity, Weirdness

Ever Since I Realized I Can Get My Legs Behind My Head

College girl: You would be amazed by what I can do with the English language.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413255774/there-are-no-surprises-left.html

Overheard by: and what else can you do?

Posted on July 9, 2020
Bragging, Education, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Stupidity

A Dicktatorship?

Professor: So Russia had this really phallus-oriented system of government…

University
Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on July 6, 2020
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Education, Gender issues, History, Penis, Stupidity, Teachers

Another Year or So and I’ll Be a Sophomore, Though

Male student to female, exiting class: I think maybe I’m just wasting my parents’ money.

Northwestern University
Evanston, Illinois

Overheard by: Muindi F. Muindi

Posted on July 6, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Education, Illinois, Students

Translation: “Welcome to New York, Muthafuckaaaas.”

MTA worker to tourist mom buying tickets with daughter: 10 dollars.
Mom: Oh, but she's a student.
Worker, looking at daughter: Oh! How nice for you! (looks back at mom) Ten dollars please.

Subway Station
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Glad thats not my cheap-ass mom

Posted on July 3, 2020
Compliments, Default, Education, Employees, Moms, Money, New York, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Tourists, Women

Like I Really Need to Have Better Litercism?

Tween boy #1, carrying skateboard: So, I got cleaning detail at school tomorrow.
Tween boy #2: That doesn’t sound like something I’d want to do.
Tween boy #1: No, man, it’s awesome! You get out of literacy class!

Tucson, Arizona

Posted on June 30, 2020
Arizona, Compliments, Default, Education, Tweens

Though I Would Advise Against Googling the TA. Shudder

Professor: So I was looking through your online homework and I tried out the first question and I got it wrong. So I suggest you google the answer. You can find anything on google.

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Condones This

Posted on June 24, 2020
Advice, Education, Internet, Questions, Teachers, Washington

Education