Did You Have to Use a Staple Remover, Though?

Enthusiastic woman, yelling over hand dryer: Circumcision is the way forward!

Women's Bathroom
The Gate, Newcastle
England

Overheard by: Mell

Posted on May 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Penis, Restroom, Weirdness, Women, Words

So Then They Both Went Out for Fro-Yo

20-something girl at bar: So then Steve went to Danny's house, and he had to break his legs, cos…you know…
Friend: Yeah, that's a shame.

Brighton
England

Posted on April 28, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Default, England, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Violence

From George Washington: The E! True Hollywood Story

Suit #1, very seriously: And she was totally fixated on Martha. So I said to Martha, who swings both ways, you know, I said: “this girl is in serious need of some fanny,” but the trouble is, she's found god.
Suit #2: The worst coitus interruptus in the world! That Martha's a complete nutjob, though.

Bookstore
Liverpool
England

Posted on April 23, 2009
Default, England, God, Relationships, Sex, Sexuality, Stores, Suits

“Cake Box” May Be the Best Speaker Label We've Had on This Site

American guy carrying cake box: And the 911 operator just hears “you fucking whore!” and the line goes dead. Seven hours later, the cops show up.
Incredulous Asian girl: And they were all dead?
American guy: Oh yeah, all of 'em were dead. That's why you're much better off being middle class in this country, health-wise.

London
England

Overheard by: Jai