The English Won't Serve Pizza to Just Anyone

Mother to small child: So Paul just has to prove he's a woman now. So that should be fine.

Restaurant
London
England

Overheard by: sneaking a peek

Posted on June 18, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Moms, Names, Restaurants, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women

Cute Puppets!

Guy to couple: Hey there, what are you doing ?
Man: I'm teaching Nikki sexual sign language.

Hinckley
England

Posted on May 31, 2009
Default, Education, England, Guys, Questions, Sex

Do You….Want A Hug Now?

Glamorous blonde mother, curiously: Did I pay you enough attention as a child?
Dark haired alternative daughter: Um…how do you mean?
Glamorous blonde mother: Did I not hug you enough?
Daughter: Why?
Glamorous blonde mother: Well, you're not…well…not very mainstream are you?
Daughter, in shock: Well, if there's anything wrong with me, it's your fault, isn't it!

Liverpool
England

Posted on May 30, 2009
Default, England, Family, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Moms, Questions, Women

According to Wiki

Drunk girl at pub table: It's just that guys get sex changes all the time and then realize it's not so fun. They just think it'd be awesome to have boobs.

London
England

Overheard by: Grew her own boobs.

Posted on May 14, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, England, Girls, Sex

Did You Have to Use a Staple Remover, Though?

Enthusiastic woman, yelling over hand dryer: Circumcision is the way forward!

Women's Bathroom
The Gate, Newcastle
England

Overheard by: Mell

Posted on May 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Penis, Restroom, Weirdness, Women, Words

So Then They Both Went Out for Fro-Yo

20-something girl at bar: So then Steve went to Danny's house, and he had to break his legs, cos…you know…
Friend: Yeah, that's a shame.

Brighton
England

Posted on April 28, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Default, England, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Violence

From George Washington: The E! True Hollywood Story

Suit #1, very seriously: And she was totally fixated on Martha. So I said to Martha, who swings both ways, you know, I said: “this girl is in serious need of some fanny,” but the trouble is, she's found god.
Suit #2: The worst coitus interruptus in the world! That Martha's a complete nutjob, though.

Bookstore
Liverpool
England

Posted on April 23, 2009
Default, England, God, Relationships, Sex, Sexuality, Stores, Suits

“Cake Box” May Be the Best Speaker Label We've Had on This Site

American guy carrying cake box: And the 911 operator just hears “you fucking whore!” and the line goes dead. Seven hours later, the cops show up.
Incredulous Asian girl: And they were all dead?
American guy: Oh yeah, all of 'em were dead. That's why you're much better off being middle class in this country, health-wise.

London
England

Overheard by: Jai