But This Place Doesn't Sell Rolling Paper

Teenage girl: How about a duke shot glass?
Friend: How old is your brother?
Teenage girl: 12.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/448950327/youre-good-at-this.html

Overheard by: start em young

Posted on June 20, 2015
Age and ageing, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis

I Just Like Peeing on Sticks

Mom: So tell me the truth. Was that your pregnancy test dad found in the trash?
Daughter: Jesus Christ, mom! No!
Mom: Okay, well, I just wanted to…
Daughter, interrupting: I wish it was my test! At least then I'd be having a good time!

YMCA
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on June 19, 2015
Family, Family ties, Girls, Moms, Parenting, Pregnancy, Questions, Sex, Tennessee, Wishes

Good Luck Explaining That to Non-Native Speakers

American college guy to friends: My mom told me I was pussy-whipped.

Brussels National Airport
Belgium

Overheard by: aja

Posted on June 18, 2015
Airports & flights, Belgium, Default, Family ties, Guys, Stupidity, Yeahhh, college!

How About “Bacterial Infections Are for Pussies”?

College girl #1: You know how that rumor got started? Because you denied him. It happened to my mom in high school.
College girl #2: “Just because I didn't sleep with you doesn't mean I have chlamydia!” I so need a shirt that says that.

London
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on June 14, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Education, Family ties, Gripes, Sex, Sorority types, STDs

…I Was Born to Be a Reality-Show Contestant

Skinny girl: My sister is on a diet now, I don't like it. First she's taller than me, but that's okay, I got over it. I just don't want her to be skinnier than me.
Guy friend: You should be happy for her.
Skinny girl: No way! I'm below that.

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on June 13, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Diet & weight, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Guys, Happiness, Skinny people, Stupidity

She Always Wanted a Boy.

Girl to friends: I've always wanted to dress up like Jesus… My grandmother would be so proud of me.

St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia

Posted on June 12, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Jesus, Offers and requests

But It’s Not Like Anything Can Compare to Your Grandma’s

Irish rugby fan, to crowd of others: … So I said to him, ‘It’s just like eating out your sister’s pussy — tastes just as good, but it’s not quite right.’

Metro
Paris
France

Overheard by: kitkat …Scarred for Life

Posted on June 12, 2015
Creepsters, Family ties, France, Gripes, Kink

When Momma Grows Red Fur, Then We'll Talk.

Dad: Does Gracie love momma?
Toddler: Pshnoooooo.
Dad: Does Gracie love Elmo?
Toddler: Yeah!

Target
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on June 11, 2015
Dads, Family ties, Feelings, Kids, Parenting, Questions, Tennessee, TV shows

Grandma Was a Master of Disguise

20-something girl to friends: And I was like, he was my first ugly boyfriend and my first kiss, and I was like “grandma!”

Maxwell’s
Cedarburg, Wisconsin

Overheard by: and i was like, what?!

Posted on June 9, 2015
Default, Family ties, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Memory lane, Relationships, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Nothing Wrong with Looking, Is There?

Drunk golfer #1: Hey, he’s the guy who said he checks out his cousin’s ass!
Drunk golfer #2: I do not! … She’s totally hot! Seriously, she’s a fitness model!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/05/its-not-illegal-just-taboo.html

Overheard by:

Posted on June 7, 2015
Drunks, Family ties, Weirdos of Winnipeg

Family ties