Is the Range of Gay Sex Really That Limited?

Straight guy: I really need your advice about this girl.
Gay guy: Stick it in her butt!
Straight guy: No. Her mom set us up on this date…
Gay guy: Stick it in her butt!
Straight guy: You just suggested that. I mean, I like her but I definitely don’t want to date her, and we’re supposed to hang out this weekend, but I don’t know what to do with her.
Gay guy: Well, just be like: “Hey, do you want to toss a Frisbee in the arboretum?”
Straight guy: And if she says yes, be like: “Okay, do you want to toss my salad in the arboretum?”
Gay guy: Awesome.

Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: $kank

Posted on July 9, 2015
Advice, Backdoor, Compliments, Default, Family ties, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Queers, Questions, Words

Hugging Is a Chick Thing, Dude

Dude #1, watching TV: That’s gross, man… He’s hugging a dead person.
Dude #2: It’s his brother man. What if your mom just died… Wouldn’t you hug her?
Dude #1: Well yeah. I guess I would…
Dude #2: Ewwwww.

Lake View Terrace, California

Posted on July 5, 2015
California, Death & dying, Family, Family ties, Friends, Guys, Questions

The New Party Game That's Sweeping Pennsylvania!

Girl to friend: Which would you rather die first, the dog or your dad?

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 5, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions

Porky Pig Has Some 'Splaining to Do

Mom to six-year-old: I'm not buying this whole “selective stuttering” thing.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on July 3, 2015
Family ties, Kids, Maladies, Moms, Parenting, Wisconsin

I'm Way Too Shallow to Date a Bald Guy.

Young woman on cell: Who is this? (pause) He is my baby, not my boyfriend! I told you that. (short pause) What's wrong with you?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/343960110/that-probably-cant-be-summed-up-in-a-phone-call.html

Overheard by: yikes!

Posted on July 3, 2015
Family ties, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Women

With Hitler and People Who Smell Tied for Third

Mom, doing mock interview of five-year-old for their journal: Okay, who is your least favorite person?
Five-year-old: Saddam Hussein, and the girl at school with the bent chin.

Maryland

Overheard by: Brittany

Posted on July 2, 2015
Default, Family ties, Kids, Maryland, Moms, Politics, Questions, Women

And Have an Orgy to Celebrate– Right, Mommy?

Seven-year-old daughter, confused: Mommy, why's the play called Murder on the Ides?
Mom: Well, it's about Julius Caesar, a Roman leader. See, in this country, when we don't like our leader anymore, we vote 'em out. But the Romans…
Seven-year-old daughter, excitedly: Oh! Oh! They kill them!!

Colgate University
Madison County, New York

Overheard by: Jake

Posted on July 1, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Girls, History, Kids, Moms, New York, Pop culture, Women

Now We Both Feel Sick, Sir

American Government professor: And our second candidate for class president was born to a military family in 1990, which almost makes me sick to my stomach when I think about what I was doing in 1990. See, you could be my baby!

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on June 29, 2015
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, History, Politics, Stomach, Teachers

I Shouldn't Have Skipped the Preliminaries

Girl #1: It is so hard getting laid living with my brother. I am a fucking loud girl when it's going on. For me to be quiet has been hard as hell.
Girl #2: Maybe get him to gag you, you'll like it and you will be quiet, that is what I found myself getting into.
Girl #1: I don't know, maybe I will try it, but I can't be doing that with a guy I meet on the first night.
Girl #3: It would be like anything else: try it a few times, if you don't like it find something else.
Girl #1: Last time I did that I tried anal, and that did not end well.
Girls #2 and #3: (laugh hard)
Girl #2: I remember that disaster.

Bar
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 27, 2015
Backdoor, Bars & Clubs, Family ties, Girls, Kink, Pennsylvania, Sex

Eh, Suze Orman's Just a Little Quirky.

Middle-aged suit on cell: Yeah… Well, I don't know. (pause) Doesn't she have Alzheimer's? (pause) I don't care if she's your mother. (pause) Yeah, well, maybe she shouldn't be trading your stocks, then.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: mo

Posted on June 21, 2015
Family ties, Maladies, New York, On the phone, Questions, Suits

Family ties