When Momma Grows Red Fur, Then We'll Talk.

Dad: Does Gracie love momma?
Toddler: Pshnoooooo.
Dad: Does Gracie love Elmo?
Toddler: Yeah!

Target
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on June 11, 2015
Dads, Family ties, Feelings, Kids, Parenting, Questions, Tennessee, TV shows

Speaking Of Which, We Should Totally Go Back to That Leather Bar

Girl #1: I could never be a vegetarian.
Girl #2: Ugh, me neither, I love meat way too much.
Girl #1: I know. Especially when it's been caged and slapped around.
Girl #2: Totally.

Starbucks

Posted on June 10, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Restaurants

No Shit?

Teen girl: Being around you makes me want to talk about my bowel movements.

La Capilla
Torrance, California

Overheard by: J-dawg.

Posted on June 9, 2015
Body parts, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes

With Their Affectionate Natures and Agile Fingers

Stats professor explaining problem: And that comes out to be 13.58 when we hire monkeys to plug in the values on our calculators…[more quietly] I really do love monkeys you know…

Barnum Hall, Tufts University
Massachusetts

Overheard by: Adrian

Posted on June 8, 2015
Animals, Class, Education, Feelings, Massachusetts, Weirdness

Yeah, and I’m Not Sure He Has an Exit Strategy

Little girl: Where’s Ben*?
Father: He’s in heaven, honey.
Little girl: Still?!

Preschool
Fort Lauderdale, FL

Posted on June 7, 2015
Dads, Death & dying, Euphemisms, Feelings, Florida, Girls, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds Weren't Always the Lovebirds They Appeared

Girl: Dang, it's raining!
Boy: Do you have an umbrella?
Girl: Yeah. I hate umbrellas.
Boy, surprisingly vehemently: Suck it up!

Syracuse University
Syracuse, New York

Posted on June 7, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Weather

Boogeyman: The Bitch Scares Me, Okay?

Loud woman in a bar: I thought I was going to have a nightmare, but I was disappointed.

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Cecil

Posted on June 7, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Memory lane, Pennsylvania, Women

I Think He Got the Gist When I Fucked Him and Then Stole His Wallet

Brunette: Was it you that was telling me you told prince charming that you were a whore?
Redhead: You mean Mark*, the rich guy? No, I just told him not to fall in love with me because I was a faithless whore and there was no man on earth worthy of my loyalty. You give a man loyalty and they walk all over you. Besides, I wouldn't describe him as prince charming. More like a toad with money.
Brunette: So you did tell him you were a whore?

Greek Restaurant
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on June 5, 2015
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Infidelity, Louisiana, Money, Questions, Restaurants

Getting Sexiled Is Too Good for Her

Guy #1: She totally wanted to hook up with me, and kept dropping hints to get her roommate to leave.
Guy #2: Like what kind of hints?
Guy #1: Like “Yeah, I’m really tired, I just want to go to sleep.” But her roommate would not leave the room.

Dorm Room
UCSB, California

Posted on June 5, 2015
Bragging, California, Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Frat boy types, Friends, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

Man Found Suffocated In Bed

20-something girl: Like, he's such a nice guy…I don't even suck in my gut when we're lying next to each other in bed anymore.
Friend: Aww…that's true love.

Yorkville
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on June 4, 2015
Canadia, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Relationships, Sexuality

Feelings