Florida

In Case You’re Curious…

Little boy: Dad, what’s a “brer” rabbit?
Father: A rabbit with a lot of brer in it.

Magic Kingdom
Disney World, Florida

Overheard by: Natalie

Posted on August 22, 2019
Animals, Dads, Florida, Guys, Kids, Lies, Questions, Tourist attractions, Words

And Uncle Walter Won’t Stop Poking Me

Distraught sorority girl: My mom won’t accept my friend request on Facebook!
Sisters, collectively: Awwwwww.

Social Psychology Class
Florida

Overheard by: Dr. Ian Maxwell von Indypants

Posted on July 22, 2019
Class, Family ties, Feelings, Florida, Friends, Girls, Internet, Offers and requests, Sorority types

That Would Be Like the Government Lying

Sorostitute: But it was on his Facebook! Facebook doesn’t lie!

Textbook return, University of South Florida
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: bunguin

Posted on July 1, 2019
Florida, Internet, Sorority types

If Charles Dickens Had Gone to College in Florida

Girl: It was a land of chocolate and a land of Lego. It was glorious.
Random guy, walking by: Glorious!

University of Central Florida

Posted on June 23, 2019
Candy, Florida, Strangers, Toys, Wishes

Portrait of a Man Whose Wife No Longer Wants Him

Little girl, after fireworks: Was that magic, Daddy?
Father: There’s no such thing as magic.

Magic Kingdom, Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: Emily.

Posted on June 17, 2019
Dads, Florida, Kids, Magic

I Have a Jungian Query for the Hand-Dryer

Hobo: ‘Scuse me, yo, can you tell me where the psychological bathroom is?

Bookstore
St. Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: bookseller

Posted on June 17, 2019
Default, Florida, Hobos, Questions

…As the Queen Said at Her Eulogy.

Teenage boy, about princess Diana: Dude, she was like Mother Teresa, just with better tits!

Palm Harbor
Florida

Overheard by: Jedtheavenger

Posted on May 17, 2019
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Florida, Rack, Stupidity, Teens

As Depicted in All of My Paintings

Mother to daughter: I swear, next time you’re going to smack your mouth on something and I’m just going to move you to the side and leave you there and watch the blood run down.

On Line for Space Mountain
Disney World, Florida

Overheard by: Kat

Posted on May 9, 2019
Florida, Kids, Moms, Mouth, Threats, Tourist attractions, Violence, Weirdness

You Can't Get Decent Sackcloth Anymore

Crazy-religious-dude, pointing at male student: Are you free from sin?
Male student: Yes I am!
Cray-religious-dude: Sure about that? (looks student over) Then why is your shirt so tight?

Florida International University

Posted on March 30, 2019
Christianity, Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Crazies, Florida, Questions, Religious fanatics

The Library? Nooooo!

Woman on cell: I'm at the library because I'm so fucking pissed off at you!

Library Parking Lot
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: ISPgypsy

Posted on March 29, 2019
Character, Feelings, Florida, Weirdness, Women