What Really Happened at Hiroshima

Hungry person: I would sacrifice a million Asians for 10-dollar sushi.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/01/thats-actually-the-going-exchange-rate/

Posted on September 7, 2022
Crazies, Food, Overheard at McGill, Threats

…As My Grandma Knitted on a Little Pillow.

Girl: First, string cheese. Then masturbation!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on August 26, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Food, Girls, Masturbation, New Jersey, Time Management

In One Of Those Containers That’s Like a Bowl, but It Has a Handle

Customer: Do you have any tea that’s like coffee only it isn’t caffeinated like coffee… But it tastes like coffee?
Barista: Uh, you mean decaf coffee?
Customer: Yes! That’s exactly what I want. I’ll have a decaf coffee.

Red Brick Coffee Pub
Guelph
Ontario, Canadia

Posted on August 25, 2022
Baristas, Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Customers, Default, Food, Offers and requests, Stupidity

Ah, Refried Love

20-something girl on phone: Wait, he gave you a bite of his burrito and you're questioning his feelings for you? (pause) Girl, he practically proposed right there!

University of Missouri

Overheard by: Black Bean

Posted on August 21, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Missouri, Questions, Relationships

Just Until Dinner, Though.

Wannabe hipster girl: I'm anorexic!
Wannabe hipster friend: No way!
Wannabe hipster girl: No, seriously! I'm anorexic since lunch.
Wannabe hipster friend: Okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365155795/well-maybe-after-this-blueberry-muffin.html

Overheard by: the actual hipsters were way more polite

Posted on August 19, 2022
Food, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Overheard in Minneapolis, Stupidity

When One Partner Wants to Have “The Talk,” It Just Fucking Happens

Man on cell on train: No, I told you nothing's wrong, I'm just tired. (very long pause) No, nothing's wrong. We don't need to have a talk. (long pause) No, I told you, nothing's wrong. I'm on the train. (very long pause, then annoyed) Do you want to make that pasta tonight? That sounds like fun.

Chicago, Illinois