Africans: Wow, They're Fat Monsters and Stupid

Brunette: I wish I could speak those sweet African languages.
Blonde: What sweet African languages?
Brunette: Ya know, the ones where they cluck at each other. Cluck cluck clickity clack cluck.
Blonde: Yeah! I know what you mean. Clack clack cluck cluck click cluck clacky clack. (laughs)
Brunette, laughing: I bet they just make stuff up!
Blonde: Yeah, dude! Clack clack clickity clacky clack clack cluck! AKA, wanna go get some cow…meat?
Brunette, laughing: You're retarded. I don't think anyone in Africa says shit like that.

Michigan

Posted on February 4, 2021
Default, Food, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes, Words

…Grandma.

Ghetto lady on cell: Where you at? (pause) Yeah, you better be at work and not out fucking around on me. (pause) You know damn well what the fuck I am talking about, motherfucker! (pause) Bitch, I am making tacos so I gotta get some fucking sour cream. (pause) I said I am making fucking tacos. (pause) Alright, I love you too.

Sun Fresh
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: WesAli

Posted on January 31, 2021
Default, Feelings, Food, Insults, Jobs & Careers, Missouri, Questions, Women, Words

Just Like Whales.

Guy with burger to friend, loudly: Penguins are fish, and fish don't eat fish!

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: kib

Posted on January 29, 2021
Animals, Birds, Canadia, Food, Friends, Guys, Stupidity

And I'm Washing It Down with Laxatives!

Model scout, handing out card to hot tall teen: I know you're probably modeling already, but take my card anyway.
Shorter teen girl to friend, after scout has left: Fuck you. The only reason he gave you his card instead of me was because I'm eating a cookie. But it's the only thing I've had to eat today!

Starbucks
Studio City, California

Overheard by: Urz

Posted on January 27, 2021
Bars & Clubs, California, Employees, Food, Friends, Insults, Jobs & Careers, Stupidity, Teens

You Know I Like to Watch

Blonde to friend: You can't give me ice cream and think that makes up for you having sex while I had mono!

UMass, Amherst

Posted on January 21, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Sex

And Don't Get Me Started on the Blood, Dawg

Pastor, placing a piece of bread in guy's hand: The body of Christ, given to you.
Teen girl, just in earshot: The body be stale, yo.
Teen girl's friend: I hear ya.

St. Jude's Church
Oakville, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Feebriel