…Before Church.

Middle aged woman with grandchildren, at 11:30 am: I just took the kids out to breakfast and now I need to go home and have me a Jack Daniels.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/329259996/please-bring-me-with-you.html

Overheard by: Les

Posted on March 10, 2021
Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Food, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Women

Gay Marriage Should Be Legalized Just for the Ceremonies

20-something hot girl to friend: He tore off all his clothes, threw him on his back on the bar, then covered his nipples in whipped cream.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on February 17, 2021
Clothes, Colorado, Food, Girls, Nipples, Sex

Are You Still Upset About My Sandals With Black Socks?

Dad: That’s an awfully big brownie. You know it’s so big it’s a Girl Scout.
Daughter: Silence.
Dad: Hey, this is funny stuff from your dad.
(daughter stares at him in silence)

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: Tim

Posted on February 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Kids, New York

I Don't Want To Know What the “Bread” Was

Girl on cell: His thing…it was like a big lamb sandwich!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/we-call-it-beastilicious.html

Overheard by: aaron

Posted on February 5, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in PDX, Penis, Sexuality, Weirdness

Africans: Wow, They're Fat Monsters and Stupid

Brunette: I wish I could speak those sweet African languages.
Blonde: What sweet African languages?
Brunette: Ya know, the ones where they cluck at each other. Cluck cluck clickity clack cluck.
Blonde: Yeah! I know what you mean. Clack clack cluck cluck click cluck clacky clack. (laughs)
Brunette, laughing: I bet they just make stuff up!
Blonde: Yeah, dude! Clack clack clickity clacky clack clack cluck! AKA, wanna go get some cow…meat?
Brunette, laughing: You're retarded. I don't think anyone in Africa says shit like that.

Michigan

Posted on February 4, 2021
Default, Food, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes, Words

…Grandma.

Ghetto lady on cell: Where you at? (pause) Yeah, you better be at work and not out fucking around on me. (pause) You know damn well what the fuck I am talking about, motherfucker! (pause) Bitch, I am making tacos so I gotta get some fucking sour cream. (pause) I said I am making fucking tacos. (pause) Alright, I love you too.

Sun Fresh
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: WesAli

Posted on January 31, 2021
Default, Feelings, Food, Insults, Jobs & Careers, Missouri, Questions, Women, Words

Just Like Whales.

Guy with burger to friend, loudly: Penguins are fish, and fish don't eat fish!

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: kib

Posted on January 29, 2021
Animals, Birds, Canadia, Food, Friends, Guys, Stupidity

And I'm Washing It Down with Laxatives!

Model scout, handing out card to hot tall teen: I know you're probably modeling already, but take my card anyway.
Shorter teen girl to friend, after scout has left: Fuck you. The only reason he gave you his card instead of me was because I'm eating a cookie. But it's the only thing I've had to eat today!

Starbucks
Studio City, California

Overheard by: Urz

Posted on January 27, 2021
Bars & Clubs, California, Employees, Food, Friends, Insults, Jobs & Careers, Stupidity, Teens

You Know I Like to Watch

Blonde to friend: You can't give me ice cream and think that makes up for you having sex while I had mono!

UMass, Amherst

Posted on January 21, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Sex

And Don't Get Me Started on the Blood, Dawg

Pastor, placing a piece of bread in guy's hand: The body of Christ, given to you.
Teen girl, just in earshot: The body be stale, yo.
Teen girl's friend: I hear ya.

St. Jude's Church
Oakville, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Feebriel

Posted on January 18, 2021
Canadia, Default, Food, Girls, Gripes, Jesus, Religious fanatics, Sensory experiences, Teens

Food

Africans: Wow, They're Fat Monsters and Stupid