Do I Know You?

Guy on crowded bus to friend: My undies are going to smell like Mexican food for a day and a half.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363428193/thats-what-happens-when-you-crap-your-pants.html

Overheard by: I don't want to know

Posted on January 6, 2010
Bus, Compare and contrast, Food, Friends, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sensory experiences, Undies

That's What You Said About the Tossed Salad!

Guy: This macaroni and cheese tastes like prison.

Davenport, Iowa

Overheard by: Don

Posted on January 5, 2010
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Food, Guys, Iowa

I Used to Let You Be on Top, Too

Wife to husband bagging groceries: Make sure you don't squish my bread.
Husband: You used to like it when I did that!

Waukesha, Wisconsin

Posted on December 31, 2009
Couples, Food, Sexuality, Wisconsin

…And Pour Some More Bailey's Into My Mug.

Store employee: Would you like to try a free sample of hot cocoa?
Nine-year-old daughter, impatient: Come on, mom! We need to get to your appointment!
Mom: Shut up! There's always time for free cocoa. Here!
Nine-year-old daughter: I don't want any.
Mom: Then just shut up.

Minnetonka, Minnesota

Posted on December 30, 2009
Employees, Food, Kids, Minnesota, Moms, Parenting, Wishes

Mmm, Sacrilicious!

20-something girl: Those deviled eggs totally messed me up… Emotionally.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on December 28, 2009
Evil, Feelings, Food, Girls, New York

Best. Baby Shower. Ever.

Woman to group of girls: I would rather sword fight you than make baskets and decorate cakes.

St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on December 27, 2009
Compare and contrast, Food, Girls, Missouri, Violence, Women

Ah, the Irish Curse

American girl: Are you British?
Irish girl: No, I'm Irish.
American girl: Ew! Does that mean you eat haggis?
Irish girl, peevishly: No, haggis is Scottish.
American girl: Ohhh! Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you!
Irish girl: The implication that I'm Scottish isn't what offends me about this conversation.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: T

Posted on December 24, 2009
California, Food, Foreigners, Geography, Girls, Stupidity

I'm Pretty Sure Dead Cow Is My Spirit-Animal

Coworker #1: Our courageous leader tells me our people have fallen on hard times and though the metaphorical rain may fall, our perseverance will prevail, and triumph will soon be ours.
Coworker #2: Weird, dude. Hey, wanna order Jimmy John's with me?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/325426427/is-all-that-really-necessary.html

Overheard by: coworker #3