Guy, to friend: And so I said to him: “If you’d never seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon your life would be so different right now.”
Bus
Coventry
England
Guy, to friend: And so I said to him: “If you’d never seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon your life would be so different right now.”
Bus
Coventry
England
Girl: Is she drunk?
Guy: She’s half laughing, half crying, and half retarded.
Coffee shop
Canadia
Older lady to friend over lunch: When I remember things, I remember them. But when I forget them, I forget them.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: Having breakfast nearby
Girl to friends: I always win, though… and it's pretty easy. I just hit him until he takes it off.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/341942363/wet-tee-shirt-contests-are-getting-so-ugly.html
Overheard by: disturbed onlooker
Woman to group of friends: I wish I was a little kid, so I could pick my butt whenever I wanted.
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
College girl: Just think about all the chickens that get killed every day, like just by McDonald’s.
Friend: Yeah, but you know… I don’t really care.
College girl: Oh no, I don’t care about them either, I’m just scared they’re gonna run out of chickens.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Curlee
Girl to friend: You know a little too much. Just like your abortion thing the other day!
Friend: What?
University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
20-something girl to friend: Why are there needles in my bible?
Orlando, Florida
Girlfriend #1: It started to hurt after he used a condom.
Girlfriend #2: I don’t like your vagina. It has too many issues.
Girlfriend #1: I don’t like my vagina either.
Orlando, Florida
