Ugh, Noun-Adjective Marriages Are So Unnatural

Guy: I don’t understand! What is a pork roll?
Jersey girl: It’s hard to explain… It’s like if bacon married awesome and they had delicious babies.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/not-to-be-confused-with-pork-barrel.html

Posted on August 17, 2016
Eavesdrop DC, Food, Friends

…Tha'ts My New Profile Photo!

Girl to friend: Stop! Theirs a picture of his finger in my vagina.

Uninc Loudoun County, Virginia

Posted on July 13, 2016
Friends, Girls, Hands, Sex, Vagina, Virginia

Plus, Mom and Aunt Betty Stopped Speaking

High school girl to friend: And then I… oh, wait… I heard this from from my boyfriend, and I just can't believe it. I can't believe you stopped dating your cousin!
Friend: I know, but it just wasn't working out.

Colton, California

Overheard by: Kip K.E.H.

Posted on July 5, 2016
California, Family ties, Friends, Relationships, Students

I'm at the Far End Of the Gay Continuum

Obviously gay guy: I mean, I'm not surprised at all that people think I'm gay. I've got this high voice, I'm bitchy, and I like to wear dresses.
Friend: (nods in approval)

Dining Hall
UNC Chapel Hill

Posted on June 13, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Friends, Queers, Sexuality

Ever Dated Anyone from Seattle?

Trendy Asian on crowded platform: It smells like hot ass in here.
Trendy Asian friend: How would you know what hot ass smells like?

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: TrainRider

Posted on June 10, 2016
Asians, Ass, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Friends, Questions, Sensory experiences

Now You Can Watch Videos While It Drops Your Calls

Chick: So, what’s so special about this phone other than making millions of people shit their pants simultaneously?
Guy: It hasn’t got any buttons, or some-such. It can tell who you want to call by reading your mind. Also, it smells like flowers and tastes like bacon. Which is handy, since it can regrow its own skin. And fly.
Chick: Well, I’ll be.

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: I did NOT shit my pants.

Posted on June 4, 2016
Arizona, Cell phones, Friends

And Hides It under All the Ruffles

Woman, pointing to dress: That's nice and flowy. Not for me, but totally something Christine would wear.
Friend, indifferent: Oh yeah, Christine.
Woman: She throws up her food, though.
Friend, trailing off: Oh yeah, that's right.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/329248039/nothing-to-be-concerned-about.html

Overheard by: alexis