Homophobos, One Of Mars' Moons, Duh

Girl #1: I'm a carrier for hemophilia.
Girl #2: You're homophobic? That's fucked up!
Girl #1: What the fuck are you talking about?

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: Spencer and Kevin

Posted on June 18, 2021
Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Oregon

Game, Set, Match

Flat-chested girl (grabbing box of energy bars): Here, get some of these for tomorrow.
Guy: I don't know. Um… it says here that they're for girls.
Flat-chested girl: Yeah, let's get them.
Guy: But… Huh, well, haha, they're not going to make me grow tits, are they?
Flat-chested girl, staring: Hasn't worked for me.
Guy (putting box in carriage): Hm-mmm.

Safeway
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on June 4, 2021
Colorado, Food, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Questions, Rack

The Female Equivalent Of, “Do You Have Any Balls?”

Ghetto chick screaming at other: Do you deserve your ovaries? I parked your car for you, bitch!

Porter Square
Somerville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: well, do you?

Posted on April 15, 2021
Chicks, Default, Gender issues, Insults, Massachusetts, Uterus

If You Have Further Interest, You Can Sign Up for My Pubic History Class This Spring

Professor, discussing an 18th century painting: Now, it is important to remember that at this time women did not wear panties. This is a beaver shot par excellence!

San José State University
California

Posted on March 27, 2021
California, Class, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Gender issues, History, Teachers

Or Do You Not Have the Balls?

Teenage boy surrounded by girls: So, do you guys play the penis game?
(awkward silence)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353024427/thats-a-pick-up-line-that-will-serve-him-well-for-years.html

Overheard by: no, I don't

Posted on January 24, 2021
Default, Gender issues, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Sexuality, Stupidity, Teens

Um, Racoon Mario Is So Much More Useful

Girl playing video game: Some girls just want to get married. I just want fire.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Kelson

Posted on January 13, 2021
Character, Compare and contrast, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gender issues, Girls, Ohio, Relationships, Tweens, Weirdness, Wishes

Skinny Jeans Don't Count, Roger.

Guy: Well, it all started during the week that I was cross-dressing…

Leeds
England

Overheard by: Paul

Posted on December 26, 2020
Clothes, England, Gender issues, Guys, Sexuality, Weirdness

That's for Church

Four-year-old boy to group of mothers: Guess what!
Group: What?
Four-year-old boy, excited: I just peed standing up!
Boy's father: That's not something we tell people!

Children's Room, Katonah Library
Katonah, New York

Overheard by: amused librarian