Musky Petals Often Considers Changing Her Name

20-something girl #1: So she's dating him and has spent the night at his place, but he's still in the middle of a divorce.
20-something girl #2: …and she doesn't know his last name?
20-something girl #1: Yep.
20-something girl #2: And he's her boss.
20-something girl #1: Yep. I told her to google him or look at his business card.
20-something girl #2: I don't understand any of this. I've never googled myself, actually. Have you?
20-something girl #1: Yeah, you should try it! It makes you feel famous.
20-something girl #2, to herself: All that came up when I did it was porn.

Northbound Caltrain
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: A Cheek

Posted on May 31, 2016
Advice, California, Default, Girls, Internet, Names, Porn, Relationships, Train

Your Experiment Sounds Faulty, but Fun

Loud girl #1: I totally don’t sweat at all.
Loud girl #2: Really? I don’t believe you. Let me feel your vagina.

BART
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: MW

Posted on May 29, 2016
California, Default, Girls, Sensory experiences, Vagina, Weirdness

Given That We Shoot Burglars on Sight

Guy: So you still living in Yeoville?
Girl: Yeah. I love it. I've got great rent. And last time I checked crime stats, our house break-ins were way lower than other places.

Johannesburg
South Africa

Overheard by: Kingmo!

Posted on May 3, 2016
Africa, Crimes, Geography, Girls, Guys, Questions

What Orgies at Nursing Homes Sound Like

Girl: Do you have selective hearing?
Guy: No, I just really like this sandwich.

St. Peter's College
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on April 23, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Food, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Questions

Well, That Self-Actualization Seminar Was a Bust

Nine year-old girl: I want that shirt and you are going to get it for me. Any questions?
Mom: Many. Shut up and put the damn shirt back.

Target
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on April 14, 2016
Clothes, Default, Etiquette, Family ties, Georgia, Gifts, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Shopping, Stores, Wishes

Judging by the Pampered, Fat-Faced Look Of You

College tour guide, passing crying student: College is hard. You will cry.

Willamette University
Salem, Oregon

Posted on April 9, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Fears, Feelings, Girls, Oregon, Students

Strip Poker Has Sure Changed a Lot Since I Was in College

Girl to friends: I always win, though… and it's pretty easy. I just hit him until he takes it off.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/341942363/wet-tee-shirt-contests-are-getting-so-ugly.html

Overheard by: disturbed onlooker

Posted on April 2, 2016
Friends, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Violence, Weirdness

We Challenge You to Come Up with a Better Description

Brunette hipster: Who’s Mario Batali?
Blonde hipster: You know, that red-haired chef that looks like he’d smell like ass.
Brunette hipster: Oh, okay. Yeah. Totally.

Toi
Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 1, 2016
About celebrities, California, Default, Girls, Gripes, Hipsters, Questions

She Hates the Way She Looks on Camera

College girl: I may have made the best porn movie ever, but I’m not going to show it to my mom.

Lincoln Park, Illinois

Posted on March 24, 2016
Default, Family ties, Girls, Illinois, Porn, Students

Just Trying to Make Learning Fun.

Girl, frustrated: Because every time I try to study, you yell “sausage” at me!

Bristol, Vermont

Posted on March 20, 2016
Education, Food, Girls, Penis, Stupidity, Vermont, Words

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