Since Daddy Officially Took the T-Bird Away

Boy: Let's play Heads Up, Seven Up!
Girl #1: Let's play Around the World!
Girl #2: Let's play Mum Ball!
Boy: Let's all play Strip Solitaire!
Teacher: I told you: there's no fun allowed in here!

Penn Yan Academy
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on October 3, 2010
Education, Girls, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Are These Heels Clear? I Don't Think So!

Girl #1 to friend wearing tank top, booty shoes, and 3-inch heels: Girl, I don't know what they be sayin. You do not look like no hoe.
Girl #2, passing by, to friend: Hoe.

High School
Washington State

Posted on October 2, 2010
Clothing, Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Insults, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Washington

Guys See Life Itself As a Huge Taco Party

Guy: What are you all doing?
Teen girl #1, waving taco: We're having a taco party.
Teen girl #2: Taco party!
Guy: Awesome! Keep on keeping on!

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: I want a Taco Party

Posted on September 28, 2010
Food, Girls, Guys, Questions, Teens, Texas

Every. Single. One.

Girl: So do you just know everyone because you're… (pauses awkwardly)
Guy: Yeah. Well, everyone in New York is Jewish, so that's how I know them all.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on September 25, 2010
Girls, Guys, Oregon, Religion, Stupidity

You're So Deep, Monica.

Coffee shop girl: A pig is, like, a monkey's best friend.

Missoula, Montana

Overheard by: Evan

Posted on September 25, 2010
Animals, Compare and contrast, Girls, Montana, Relationships

One's a Very Black Sheep, Indeed

Southern belle: I basically have two brothers. Well, no, I have three. Basically three brothers.

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: John S.

Posted on September 24, 2010
Family ties, Girls, Science, South Carolina

…Ooo, There's That Smell Again!

Very annoyed guy eating breakfast: I love the smell of hatred in the morning.
Confused girl sitting next to him: Is it anything like coffee?
Very annoyed guy eating breakfast: What? No, it's nothing like coffee. God, you're so stupid.

College Dining Hall
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Posted on September 20, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Food, Girls, Guys, Insults, New Mexico, Sensory experiences, Stupidity

…In 3…2…1…

Girl: There will be a beautiful rainbow of racial harmony coming out of my vagina.

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on September 6, 2010
Colorado, Girls, Race, Vagina, Weirdness

Yet I Continue to Wear Pleated Khakis

Goth girl: So, basically, I broke the law in four countries…

Dundee
Scotland

Overheard by: goldfishgirl

Posted on September 3, 2010
Crimes, Girls, Goths, Scotland, Weirdness

Like I Did That Time You Asked Me Out

Emo kid: Old people see me on the street with my bright pink hair and my studded collar and my eyeliner, and they hate me!
Girl: If I was old and I saw you, I would just laugh.

Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: shay

Posted on September 1, 2010
Age and ageing, Fashion, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Hair, Massachusetts

Girls