She's Like, “Eh, I'll Make More”

Girl: I've heard that woman over there is giving away some of her kids.

Campinas
Brazil

Posted on May 28, 2011
Brazil, Family ties, Girls, Parenting, Weirdness

It's Called “Sex,” Alyssa.

Girl on cell: What did you do to my widgets last night?

Rhodes University
South Africa

Posted on May 21, 2011
Africa, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Words

So, All in All, It Was a Successful Party.

Girl: I look retarded!
Guy: My balls hurt.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on May 19, 2011
Balls, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Sensory experiences, Virginia

Which He Clearly Doesn't Have.

Girl #1: Jimmy Kimmel has narcolepsy.
Boy: Is that the one where you read from right to left?
Girl #2: No, that's Hebrew.

Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Kate

Posted on May 19, 2011
Girls, Illinois, Maladies, Questions, Stupidity, Words

They Also Don't Understand How to Properly Complain About It

Girl: So I booked my cruise and my trip to Florida in the same week. People who aren't Jewish don't understand that going to Florida is not a luxury anymore.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/10/23/and-im-thinking-of-purchasing-new-rez/

Overheard by: second cup

Posted on May 19, 2011
Geography, Girls, Jews, Money, Overheard at McGill

Marlon Brando's Dream Would One Day Be Realized.

Girl, pulling bills from strapless dress: Yeah! They's my stripper dollars.
Boy: Man! Sure wish I had titties!

Portland, Oregon

Posted on May 17, 2011
Girls, Guys, Money, Oregon, Sex, Wishes

Lucky!

Girl #1: Hey, are you going to use the bathroom?
Girl #2: Oh, no… I have a urinary tract infection, so I can't pee.

Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on May 16, 2011
Girls, Illinois, Maladies, Pee, Questions

Do You Have to Ask Me That with Your Top Off?

Girl to friends, on third night of semester: Wouldn't you want to have sex the second night back?

Fitchburg State University
Fitchburg, Massachusetts

Posted on May 12, 2011
Girls, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex

Watch Your Tongue, Missy!

Guy: I'm not sure that rocking up and offering cunnilingus is going to help my cause.
Girl: Worth a try, though…

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on May 9, 2011
England, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Sex

To the Muffmobile, Robin!

Girl on bike #1, over her shoulder: Crotchless panties!
Girl on bike #2: Crotchless panties?
Girl on bike #1: Crotchless panties!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

Posted on April 20, 2011
Canadia, Clothes, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Words

Girls