Girl praying at roadside cemetery to boys whistling and yelling out of car window: For fucks sake! I'm trying to fucking pray here you motherfuckers!” (returns to praying).
Sandgate Cemetery
Newcastle
Australia
Girl praying at roadside cemetery to boys whistling and yelling out of car window: For fucks sake! I'm trying to fucking pray here you motherfuckers!” (returns to praying).
Sandgate Cemetery
Newcastle
Australia
Mom to cashier: And we'll have a water.
Little girl: But I want Pepsi!
Mom: We're getting water Pepsi!
Little girl: Yaaaaay!
Mom, winking at amused cashier: When you have kids of your own, water Pepsi is the greatest invention ever.
Medford, Oregon
Drunk girl, pointing to apartment across the street: Look! The elevator goes up and down! It's so cool!
Sober girl: Yeah…they tend to do that.
Drunk girl: Shut up! (pause) But this one lights up! Oh, look! There it goes again!
London
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The D.D. for the night
Preteen girl #1: Boobies are just fat.
Preteen girl #2: No, they aren't. They are a special kind of fat: boobie fat.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/
Girl #1: I like socks
Girl #2: Oh! Me too!
Girl #1: Yeah. Sigh–they're like bags for your feet.
Girl #2: Yeah, bags…warm bags.
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: bitingontinfoil
Girl: I feel like, you know, I'm, like, going out with a different guy almost every single night. You know?
Guy: Well, I think that's because you're a whore.
University of Pennsylvania
Overheard by: oh well, okay
Girl #1: My stomach hurts.
Girl #2: Ew, girl! You pregnant!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Girl on phone: So she had the baby, and now she's getting married.
Random guy walking by: Strike that, reverse it.
SFSU
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Veruca Salt
