…Oh, That. Subway, Why?

Girl, after hugging friend: Um, why do you smell like a scrotum?
Guy: Wait, what?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on December 15, 2022
Body parts, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Sensory experiences

When the Need to Be Offensive Overcomes the Need to Get Laid

Short boy, yelling inches away from short girl's face: We should hang out!
Short girl: (walks away silently)
Tall boy, laughing: Dude!

High School
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on December 12, 2022
Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Oregon, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

Alice Passed; Her Liver Failed

Girl, walking across campus with friends: I think two beers and a shot is the perfect amount for that class!

University of Arizona

Posted on December 11, 2022
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Education, Friends, Girls, Sorority types

…While Pretending You're Alan Rickman

Guy, clueless: Wow, I can't believe Snape was evil the whole time!
Girl, exasperated: I can't believe I fuck you every night.

Cinema, after Harry Potter
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Ellen

Posted on December 8, 2022
Girls, Guys, Movies, New York, Sex, Stupidity

Living in a Little Island Country Exacerbates One’s Eccentricity

Girl #1: Ask me what flavor my scarf is.
Girl #2: What flavor is your scarf?
Girl #1: Beef noodle!

New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on December 8, 2022
Clothes, Default, Food, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness

She Just Goes There to Have Sex in the Steam Room.

Preppy girl: I woke up this morning and my legs were so sore! And then I couldn't remember why they were hurting! I was so worried, especially since I went out last night and Wednesday nights are usually when I stay in. And I couldn't remember anything that happened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yesterday. That must be it.”

Lawrence Hall, Colgate University
Hamilton, New York

Posted on December 7, 2022
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Maladies, New York, Preppies, Time Management

Given My Raspy Voice

Blonde: I like berries. Kate, you should be a berry.
Kate: That can be arranged.

California

Posted on December 7, 2022
California, Fruit, Girls, Weirdness

So Do We.

20-something girl on cell: I had the malpractice ball this last weekend. It was in the Weisman Museum… kind of lame, not a lot of space. (pause) But I didn't bring a flask this year, so it was a little conservative, definitely a limited amount of alcohol. (pause) Are you going home for Passover? (pause) Oh my, are you converting? (pause) Yeah, I want to know what this whole Jerry Springer photo thing is all about.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267290968/do-you-really.html

Overheard by: burrhead