Was He on Dancing with the Stars?

Girl: Wait, who's Hitler?
Guy: Are you serious?
Girl: I don't watch a lot of tv…

Peabody, Massachusetts

Posted on October 15, 2022
Girls, Guys, History, Massachusetts, Pop culture, Questions

She Was Like, “Your Dad Really Enjoys Puttin' on the Ritz, Honey!”

20-something girl to table of people: And I was like, “Whoa, mom–your nipples are like top hats!”

Kasey's Tavern
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on October 14, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Illinois, Nipples

Somebody's Husband Wasn't Properly Fed and Watered

Hipster girl to friend: I heard the most offensive thing in Crate & Barrel!

San Francisco, California

Posted on October 13, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Hipsters, Names, San Francisco, Sensory experiences

We Smell the Plot Of a New Indiana Jones Movie!

Mini-skirt girl: Her name is Pearl, so she's either an 80-year-old white lady from Connecticut…
Suit: Or an 18-year-old, French-speaking lieutenant in an Asian motorcycle gang.
Mini-skirt girl: Yours is weirdly specific.

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Overheard by: Agreed

Posted on October 12, 2022
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Girls, Names, Suits, Weirdness

Alternative Sculptors Can Be So Demanding

Girl #1: Who was that?
Girl #2, hanging up cell: My boyfriend.
Girl #1: What’d he want?
Girl #2: Tampons.

Tennessee

Overheard by: Jenni

Posted on October 6, 2022
Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Tennessee, Weirdness

So I Told My Boyfriend He'd Done It and Kicked Him Out

Girl #1: I was sooo drunk. I woke up and there was shit all over the rug.
Girl #2: That's not good.
Girl #1: Yeah, I'm like disgusted with myself.

University of Delaware

Posted on September 27, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Delaware, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Poop, Weirdness

Then Do the Romantic Thing and Sell It on the Internet

Ditzy teen girl to ditzy friend: Oh my god! I would never be able to live with myself if I died before I lost my virginity!

High School
Springwood
Australia

Posted on September 21, 2022
Australia, Death & dying, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Virginity

…Which You All Got Wrong on the Midterm

Professor: What would you guys do if I told you that a giant fish was going to eat you on your way home?
Girl: Hide?
Professor: No! You'd all go out and have sex! I mean besides sleeping, eating, and having sex, what else do you need to do? You're just taking this class so later in life you can sleep in a better place, eat better food, and have sex with someone hotter!

University of Michigan
Ann Arbor, Michgan

Overheard by: Kelli